Make Pretend

The Affair pt. 4

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:55:20 GMT

Title: The Affair
Rating: R18
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
RP Style: text message

Sasuke: Dobe, you left your wallet at my house...again.

Naruto: U FOUND MY WALLET?! Thank god. Sakura was harping on me about stolen identity when i told her i didnt know where i left it

Sasuke: Hm. Maybe *I* should steal your identity...

Naruto: Eh? That wouldnt be very nice... -is suspicious- did u go thru my wallet?

Sasuke: Afraid I might find something I won't like?

Naruto: Um...no? :D? So...how are u feeling today?

Sasuke: Now you've tempted me... Good. I'm at the doctor's office

Naruto: I didnt tempt u, i changed the subject! Ur still sick?? But u said u were feeling better when i left!

Sasuke: The eye doctor; I need new contacts...what's in your wallet Naruto?

Naruto: Oh. Whats wrong with ur old contacts? Ur not going blind are u??

Sasuke: Yes. I can't see. I need someone with me at all times.

Naruto: Id gladly take the position but...are ur eyes really going?

Sasuke: Dunno. I'm in the waiting room. You're cleverly avoiding the topic of your wallet

Naruto: -scowls- is ur key still under the mat?

Sasuke: ...no. Who says I don't have your wallet with me?

Naruto: U stole my wallet?!

Sasuke: It was in my house - my territory

Naruto: Does that mean im ur territory when im at ur place, sasuke?

Sasuke: You're my territory even when you're away, didn't you know?

Naruto: Mou...but when are u going to stake ur claim on this territory?

Sasuke: What territory is that?

Naruto: Inside me. After our talk last nite i cant stop thinking about what it will feel like with ur hot cum splashin inside my ass as u dominate me.

Sasuke: Mm. Let's make sure I can see first. Although the idea of feeling you out, claiming every part of that body with my fingers doesn't sound bad either

Naruto: -pouts- just ur fingers? I thought u said u were hardcore, sasuke.

Sasuke: I'd *start* with my fingers...and slowly make you crave something longer, thicker, hotter, firmer...

Naruto: Shit sasuke...U just sent my blood supply all south. And here I was hoping id put up some resistance

Sasuke: You, resist me? Never.

Naruto: Heh right. Im supposed to beg. Please tease me more... Make me hotter

Sasuke: Hn. I'd love to play doctor with you right about now. I think they're going to dilute my eyes... I shouldn't have driven

Naruto: Id pick u up but im swamped right now. We are trying to pick up new contract with a big sound studio and theyre being dicks.

Sasuke: They seem to be taking a lot out of you. Will the deal close soon?

Naruto: U think so? Did i seem tired last night? Itll probably take a few weeks to close the deal, maybe longer with the way theyre being. I forsee overtime in my future

Sasuke: Naruto Uzumaki working OT? I am rubbing off on you. Yeah, you fell asleep faster than me last night

Naruto: Heh. Did i? Sorry about that. I should take a vacation when this is over

Sasuke: Aren't we? I like watching you sleep. Sometimes I can even get you to say my name

Naruto: U mess with me when im sleeping?

Sasuke: On occasion. You're cute when you're not talking my ear off

Naruto: Eh? Teme! U said u didnt mind it when i talked a lot!

Sasuke: I don't. You're just extra sexy when you are noncoherent and moaning

Naruto: So -thats- why u go quiet sometimes during sex! Damn and here i was thinking i needed to try harder.

Sasuke: I love to listen. Don't you always compliment me on my listening skills?

Naruto: Yeah. But those arent the only skills i enjoy complimenting u on...

Sasuke: Really? Tell me about it...

Naruto: Ur vocal skills are good - the way u moan and that tone ur voice takes when u want to get into my pants.
Naruto: Ur skills at cheering me up. Even if its just with a text that says dobe.

Sasuke: Dobe.

Naruto: Ur memory skills are pretty good too. Although sometimes theyre a little -too- good -pouts-
Naruto: And then theres the way u move ur body - especially ur hips - god i love ur hips and the way u move when my cock is buried in ur ass

Sasuke: I suppose I am a pretty good love. What's in your wallet, Naruto?

Naruto: Mou i thought i successfully distracted u... -must try harder with more explicit sex talk next time-

Sasuke: I think you are incredible at failing to change subjects, dobe. Though I don't mind all of this attention. It's making me hard

Naruto: I like it when ur hard. Ur more susceptible to my persuasions

Sasuke: You may have to persuade me harder

Naruto: How hard do u want me to persuade u, sasuke? Or should i be begging instead?

Sasuke: Beg me not to look and see what u r hiding.

Naruto: Are u going thru my wallet? Thats not fair, sasuke! Please dont go thru it! Ill do anything!

Sasuke: Would you go with me to see a movie?

Naruto: U already looked in my wallet! U jerk! Thats cheating!

Sasuke: What? Your wallet is at my house. What are you talking about?

Naruto: ...oh. hehe...heh. Um nevermind then!

Sasuke: Naruto...what are you keeping from me? Are you going to the movie with sakura? If you're going you could just tell me, you know

Naruto: What? No. I...sorta went out and bought 2 tickets to the happening for tomm night as a surprise for u

Sasuke: ...you did?

Naruto: -3- Yeah. But ur not allowed to make fun of me if I get scared during the movie!

Sasuke: I feel like a prick. I love you, Naruto

Naruto: U are a prick, u prick. But thats just one of the reasons i love u

Sasuke: I'll make the date worth your while, I promise

Naruto: Its already worth my while since youll be there. But i wont say no to a few perks...

Sasuke: Can you stay the night?

Naruto: I shouldnt. Two nites out in one week make for a suspicious sakura

Sasuke: Mm. When is this business trip we're going on?

Naruto: In 2 months.

Sasuke: Where are we going?

Naruto: India! :D

Naruto: Er...sasuke? India -is- a developed nation so its okay. We will be in northern india which is just as modern as we are...

Sasuke: I figured as much. I...am so excited.

Naruto: Really? U dont seem very excited. But we can practice karma sutra while we are there!

Sasuke: Sorry, the doctor was in the room. I am excited. I get you all to myself

Naruto: Well i will be busy since its for work, but the nites are all urs

Sasuke: I can explore. Naruto, I cant tell you how much I am looking forward to this
Sasuke: I will probably be sleeping off jet lag, too. You're going to be too exhausted for your meetings when I am through with you

Naruto: U plan on ravishing me within an inch of my life?

Sasuke: Yeah. You're going to leave India with a permanent hard on.

Naruto: Mm i look forward to it. Especially since i plan on making u enter india with a permanent hard on. Expect it to be a wild flight.

Sasuke: If you call the flight there, i get the one back

Naruto: Ill be sure to bring a blanket so i can play with u right there in our seats without anyone noticing...depending on how well u act, of course

Sasuke: Hm? And how would you like me to act?

Naruto: Honest. I want to see how wild i can drive u in public. And in the bathroom. And see how quickly i can suck u off at night before the attendant makes her rounds

Sasuke: You're such a voyeur! I'm blind AND hard now, thank to you

Naruto: Im an exhibitionist. If i were a voyeur id make u play with yourself while i merely watched. But i can do both.
Naruto: Would u like that, sasuke? To whisper dirty little instructions in ur ear as i merely sat back and watched as u try to hide what ur doing from prying eyes?

Sasuke: You want me to jerk off and come for you on the plane? I have yet for you to convince me to do something so...extreme
Sasuke: I don't know. You make me nervous with your ideas. I've never gotten off in public before

Naruto: Private company jet, actually. Just us, the pilots, and attendants. And we will be flying through the nite so there will be the cover of darkness.

Sasuke: ...somehow i know it wont take much convincing to get me debauched on a private jet

Naruto: Ill only do it if u let me. Shall we start practicing now?

Sasuke: Hn. I'm at home, but sure. How do you want me?

Naruto: Imagine im there somewhere watching u. Stay with me on this, okay? U feel my eyes on u. I want u so bad but i cant touch u.

Sasuke: Okay. It makes me nervous...so I unbutton my jacket a little and pretend not to notice

Naruto: Take ur jacket all the way off, sasuke. I want to be able to see ur form as u try to relax.
Naruto: Have i ever told u how much i love ur neck? So pale and smooth and unmarred and tempting. Thats why i love nuzzling and biting it.
Naruto: And the way u grab my hair when i do; forcing me to move down to ur collar bone - i love sucking on that thing - and chest. I love running my fingers over u
Naruto: Down to ur stomach where u always flex as i explore with my tongue and teeth; playing with ur belly button as u start to squirm...

Sasuke: My jacket is off. I feel hot... My head is tilted back, my neck is bare...

Naruto: U enjoy teasing me by showing me ur neck, dont u? Knowing how badly i want it but cant have it. I want all of u tho, sasuke...

Sasuke: I want to run my fingers across my chest and pretend they are yours...but if i am pretending correctly, other people will see
Sasuke: I have too many clothes on for this

Naruto: Thats right. U cant let anyone see what i want. No matter how tight ur skin gets or how much u want to beg, i can only look, not touch.
Naruto: Feeling a little warm, sasuke?

Sasuke: What do your eyes want to see?
Sasuke: ...yes...

Naruto: Unbutton the top few buttons of ur shirt. I want to see the hollow of ur throat and the beginning of ur chest
Naruto: I wish i could put my hand on ur thigh right now...massage it and let u know how much i love u...how much i want u

Sasuke: Alright. The cool air is making my skin prickle...

Naruto: My hot breath would normally warm it right back up

Sasuke: You want my hands to be yours...acting out your desires

Naruto: Yes. Touch ur thigh for me sasuke

Sasuke: My legs have parted as i imagine your fingers teasing me...i cant breathe evenly...

Naruto: Ur breathing excites me sasuke. I want to let u know by squeezing ur thing and moving my hand until it bumps something hard.

Sasuke: I let my hand drift up my thigh in place of yours... I'm hard, Naruto. Only you make me hard like this

Naruto: Touch yourself, sasuke. I want u to be fully aware of what i can do to ur body even when i cant touch it

Sasuke: I'm hot for you, Naruto. The friction of my jeans against my erection is making it hard to keep quiet

Naruto: Ah but unless u want to attract unwanted attention youll have to stay quiet. Cover ur lap with ur jacket and pull ur cock out

Sasuke: My eyes are closed...even if they can tell what I am doing, I can't see them. It's out; my hands are like fire against it

Naruto: My hand is still there on ur thing for support. Still gripping and massaging up so that i occasionally bump ur balls

Sasuke: Ahh...you like torturing me too much

Naruto: I do. U bring out the little sadist in me, sasuke. Perhaps i am a voyeur. Watching u do this is getting me so hot.

Sasuke: Get hot watching me, Naruto. Watching my hands trace my thigh beneath the jacket and my cock throb against my skin...can u imagin what it looks like underneath

Naruto: Damn...do u have any idea how badly i want u right now? What i would do to u if i could?

Sasuke: You're doing enough from far away...make me come Naruto...

Naruto: If i were there my self control would have snapped. Id be nibbling ur ear and neck. Rubbing my hand over urs encouraging u to do more faster harder

Sasuke: Faster, harder...this jacket was expensive though, dobe

Naruto: Why are u wearing expensive jackets to the drs? Find a blanket then. Take the jacket off i dont care. I just want to make u feel good right now.

Sasuke: I'm running my fingers over it, squeezing it...you've got me so worked up I am precumming already. I'm leaning over it, damn it's hard to breathe

Naruto: Precumming...i want u to taste it. Taste what i taste, sasuke. Get to know the taste that makes me go back for more when i suck u off.

Sasuke: It's salty and thick...my cock is soaked in it...

Naruto: God i wish i could taste it. I love ur flavor. I also love the way u move ur hips when u get this close. I wish my cock was buried in u right now...

Sasuke: Me too. Don't tease me with feelings I can't duplicate...i am getting close, Naruto

Naruto: Then just imagine my hand there with urs. Teasing u where i can as u work to get yourself off, ignoring my own cock in favor of yours

Sasuke: Naruto...!

Naruto: Do u like it when my fingers tease u, sasuke? When they trace around ur cock and dip down behind ur sac?

Sasuke: I-I'm coming!

Naruto: Mmm i bet u made such a mess, sasuke. U should open ur door and let me in so I can properly lick it clean for u.

The Affair pt. 3

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:53:49 GMT

Title: The Affair
Rating: R18
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
RP Style: text message

Naruto: Ive decided women should not be allowed to drive big cars.

Naruto: ...-pokes-

Sasuke: *was sleeping...again*

Naruto: Aw. My little teme was sleeping? Did i wear u out last night?

Sasuke: ...i had to call in sick. Whipped cream, ice cubes and an open window apparently lead to colds.

Naruto: Aw! Why didnt u tell me earlier? I would have brought u soup on my lunch break. And a blow job. And a snuggle. And anything else u may want...

Sasuke: ...I'm beginning to think you only want me for my body, heh. Are you working late again?

Naruto: Id snuggle ur brain and ur heart if i could. Im not working late but i have a dinner event i have to go to. Thats why i was a little overenthused last night.

Sasuke: Mm. You sound so excited

Naruto: Maybe i can get out of it early and come nurse u instead

Sasuke: I like the idea of you as a nurse

Naruto: Oo i need to add playing doctor to our kink list. How are u feeling?

Sasuke: My throat hurts. I don't know if its the cold or something *else* that i managed to take last night. I have a fever, too.

Naruto: Heh. Guess i got a little carried away with gripping ur hair and setting the pace. But u seemed to enjoy it. Ill definitely come over tonite and make it up to u

Sasuke: You owe me tops, I think. I can't sleep anymore so you should entertain me.

Naruto: Mm how shall i be of service?

Sasuke: Tell me something i don't know about you

Naruto: Im scared of ghosts. I was teased as a kid. As a baby i had a stuffed frog named gamma-chan i carried everywhere. Anything else?

Sasuke: Hmm. Ghosts? Heh heh. i don't know, is there anything else?

Naruto: I used to talk to my penis before i met u. I would always reassure it that it would meet someone who would be able to satisfy its needs someday. Junior loves u.

Sasuke: You are such a dork. But 'junior' satisfies me even more. What about you? Anything you have been dying to know about me?

Naruto: Everything. What are ur hopes, ur dreams, ur fantasies. What makes u happy. What makes u sad. What drives u wild.

Sasuke: Few things make me happy and a lot of things make me sad. I want my brother to acknowledge me
Sasuke: I want to be more like you.

Naruto: Eh? Dont be like me. Itd be as if im having an affair with myself. Thatd be weird. I love u as u are.

Sasuke: You don't want to kill your brother.

Naruto: If i had a brother i could! Then we could have discussions on how to become only children.

Sasuke: He wants me to work at his architectural firm. Its weird

Naruto: Didnt u already tell him no?

Sasuke: Yes. You know Itachi. He's relentless
Sasuke: I think he likes you. He remembers you from that xmas party

Naruto: Ew. Well he cant have me. Im reserved for the cuter uchiha.

Sasuke: That's what i told him. He laughed.
Sasuke: Anyhow, i am feeling better. We should go see a movie this weekend

Naruto: Wow. ur getting bold in where u want to take me.

Sasuke: *blush* I just want to see a movie!
Sasuke: Besides, sakura would never think you gay. Or would she?

Naruto: No. But if she hears 'movie' she will want to come along

Sasuke: What if we go see the Happening? She doesn't like scary movies, right?

Naruto: Maybe i should stop being nice everytime i see him so he will get a clue
Naruto: Did i mention my fear of ghosts extends to all things scary?

Sasuke: Itachi? Then he would just see you as a challenge. You're mine, damnit!

Naruto: Hm. Then u and i should go someplace where he cant find us

Sasuke: ...like a movie?

Naruto: For scary things or itachi?

Sasuke: Itachi is a scary thing

Naruto: Protect me sasuke!

Sasuke: Of course. Come over here so i can protect you properly

Naruto: Wait. Wasnt i supposed to be the one taking care of u?

Sasuke: My fuel to stake my claim on you overrides my current illness. But soup would be nice.

Naruto: Mm and how do u plan on staking ur claim on me?

Sasuke: Are you passing up an excuse to cuddle?

Naruto: Me? Never!

Sasuke: Then how can i prove you're mine?

Naruto: Mark me. Dirty me. Then turn me into ur personal toy.

Sasuke: What will you tell sakura when you have to explain all the marks where i have sucked and nibbled and kneaded?

Naruto: ...damn. Uhm...That i was attacked?
Naruto: How would u like me if i were to hand the control over to u?

Sasuke: Mmm. If you let me top i might just show you
Sasuke: I don't think you know just how aggressive i can be, Naruto. If you didn't have sakura to go home to, i'd make it so you'd be begging me to spread my legs for you
Sasuke: I'd give you the best night of your life. Or day, or even week. I was a seme before i met you, believe it or not

Naruto: Even with my god-like sex status?
Naruto: Oh? Then ive tamed an untameable seme? Thats hot.

Sasuke: For a god, you've sure taken an interest in a human like me
Sasuke: Now I kind of want to tame you, dobe

Naruto: I dont think u fully realize ur own sex appeal, sasuke. If u asked, id gladly spread my legs for u without hesitation
Naruto: Im wrapped around ur pinky. What more do u want?

Sasuke: All i had to do was ask...?

Naruto: Yep. Ur mad seme sex appeal makes my ass hungry. To be honest, i was surprised u bottomed for me so willingly. I was expecting more of a fight

Sasuke: If thats the case, when my fever is gone, i am taking advantage of your offer
Sasuke: I wanted to see what you were made of. God I love you, Naruto. Make my cold go away.

Naruto: Shall i start acting more like an uke in preparation?
Naruto: Best cure for a cold - soup, a shower of kisses, and a night of cuddling

Sasuke: What would that entail?
Sasuke: I get the infamous naruto uzumaki for an entire night? I may find myself sick more often

Naruto: Me tempting u, begging for u, and teasing u until ur control snaps

Sasuke: Mm. I could live with that. I like the begging. Be sure to do a lot of that.

Naruto: I will. Hey, i have an out of town business meeting for a few days later this moth. Come with me?

Sasuke: Name the dates. I have vacation time to spare
Sasuke: Are you going to be over soon? I want to take a shower before you get here

Naruto: Unless u want me joining u, u better make it quick. I just picked up ur soup and am 5 min away.

Sasuke: Im afraid if you join me the fever will get worse. My spare key is under the mat...i'll see you soon

Naruto: Ill be sure to have a quickie in the car with my hand then before coming in. U always make me so horny and i dont want u getting worse.

Sasuke: I really get aroused when you are so thoughtful.

Naruto: Then u better get yourself off in the shower as well so u wont unconsciously try to seduce me

Sasuke: My seducing is always intentional. I'm getting in the shower now, dobe.

The Affair pt. 2

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:50:51 GMT

Title: The Affair
Rating: R18
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
RP Style: text message

Naruto: Did my idea help?

Sasuke: I fell asleep.

Naruto: ...teme.

Sasuke: Dobe, not everyone has your stamina

Naruto: Its not a matter of stamina, its a matter of staying awake so u can finish ur work sooner so u can spend more time with me like ur always complaining about

Sasuke: It's not my fault you can't get away from sakura at decent hours. Some people have to work nine to five, you know.

Naruto: U should just quit ur job and let me take care of u.

Sasuke: What? You're married.

Naruto: I could get u a private flat in the city near my company. Then i can visit u all the time and she would never even be suspicious

Sasuke: Dobe. How would you even pay for all of that?

Naruto: U forget im ceo of the biggest software company in the country. I can afford to take care of u long time.

Sasuke: Come take care of me now.

Naruto: But im at a meeting right now...Its very boring.

Sasuke: Hn. You should pay attention.

Naruto: Id rather pay attention to u. Besides! I can multitask! Sasuke make the meeting more entertaining...

Sasuke: Hm. How would you like me to entertain you?
Sasuke: My brother is in town.

Naruto: Lets play a game. We take turns asking and answering questions. No lying allowed. Ill start. Favorite color?
Naruto: Is he staying at ur place?

Sasuke: Red. Favorite food? (don't you dare put ramen)

Naruto: Mou...but i like ramen! And im not allowed to lie...Favorite time of the week?

Sasuke: When I see you. Favorite holiday?

Naruto: Good answer. Your birthday. Favorite taste?

Sasuke: You. Favorite position?

Naruto: No fair! Thats a hard one! ...does 'my dick in u' count as a position?

Sasuke: So you'll take me from any angle?
Sasuke: Yes. He wants me to go back home with him.

Naruto: Yes. I love watching u ride me. The way ur back moves doggy style. The way u toss ur head when taken from behind, standing. The way u cling to me when against a wall...

Sasuke: I want you to do me in your office. Favorite actor?

Naruto: Heath ledger. Why do u stay with me even tho im taken?
Naruto: What? Why? Tell him u just bought a flat in the city so u cant.

Sasuke: Why do you choose to stay with *me* even though you are taken?
Sasuke: I won't go with him. He's not my master. I've reserved that title for someone else

Naruto: Ur not allowed to ask a new question until u answer the last. Because ur interesting. u drive me wild. Because i can never stop thinking about u.
Naruto: Who is ur master, sasuke?

Sasuke: I'll give you a hint. He's going to come over after his meeting and if he's good I'll make him dinner...
Sasuke: You make me want all of you every minute of every day. You put up with me. Though I don't like second place. Favorite movie?

Naruto: Oo dinner sounds good. Wait. Will ur brother be there?
Naruto: Ur first place in my heart, does that make u feel better? Surf ninjas. Favorite drink?

Sasuke: No. I made sure of that. Why? Did you want me to invite him? *smirks*
Sasuke: ...I'm sorry. I am agitated today. i hate when my brother comes to visit.
Sasuke: Amaretto sour. Favorite game?

Naruto: No, u know i dont like to watch what i say when im with u.
Naruto: Aw. Then ill just have to make sure i fully relax u after dinner
Naruto: This game. Favorite position?

Sasuke: Hm. From behind, preferably against a wall. Or a desk. Or a mattress. Why don't you divorce Sakura and devote your life to fucking me senseless?

Sasuke: Could it be you're actually paying attention in the meeting?

Naruto: Thats a tempting offer. I might just have to start taking the steps. Why do u like it from behind better?
Naruto: Why? Jealous of my job stealing my attention?

Sasuke: Because you in control makes me lose my mind. I like it in the shower when i can see your expressions in the mirror...are you going to tell Sakura about us?
Sasuke: Hn. I should make you hard just for that comment.

Naruto: Maybe next time i should tie u up then. Im worried about telling her. u know she gets spiteful when angry. Favorite place to kiss me?
Naruto: What makes u think junior isnt already showing a little interest?

Sasuke: She's spiteful when happy. Lips. You know I'm the better kisser. Favorite place to touch me?
Sasuke: Hn. Already? I'm hurt, Naruto. Does my ass mean so little to you? *smirks*

Naruto: That spot deep inside u that drives u absolutely wild. And that crease in the middle of ur chest between ur muscles. Do u want me to tell sakura about us?
Naruto: Ur ass is the only thing that can get me completely hard in seconds, u know that

Sasuke: Mm. Are you sure you want me to answer that, dobe?

Naruto: U knew how things would be going into this.

Sasuke: I just didn't expect it to feel this way coming out...

Naruto: If i were to divorce her i would need to cover my assets first and that will take time. Favorite song?

Sasuke: I've waited for you this long, haven't I? Besides, it is fun finding new places to do it...i dono't have a favorite song. What is yours?

Naruto: If she ever finds out about u shes bound to attack u. Frank sinatras amore. Favorite body part on me?

Sasuke: Hn. I met her once, you know. Your eyes. Favorite book?

Naruto: Really? When? 101 ways to make ramen. Favorite body part on yourself?

Sasuke: When she was doing that part time work downtown. I didnt realize it was her until i read her business card. My hair. Favorite fantasy?

Naruto: What did u think of her? Fucking u someplace public where u have to stifle ur moans so we wont get caught. Whats ur favorite fantasy?

Sasuke: She was pretty - and pushy. I left Hinata to deal with her marketing. Now my favorite fantasy is yours. Where's this public place you are imagining?

Naruto: She calls herself a woman who knows what she wants. Anywhere that offers flimsy privacy at best. Whats ur second favorite fantasy?

Sasuke: Then she and i both have something in common. Tie me up, Naruto, and blindfold me. Take me any way you want, and never let me know what comes next. Fave toy?

Naruto: U better find anything i can use to tie and blindfold u for after dinner. The vibrator with the remote. Its fun to make u wear it then play with the settings
Naruto: Same question - favorite toy?

Sasuke: While tied up? Are you trying to make me come before you even get here? Your gift of course. You dont even know how much i use it at work, pretending its you

Naruto: Mm playing around like that while at work? I didnt know u had it in u. Are u playing with any of ur toys right now?

Sasuke: Hm. Well i *am* at home...and *do* have a lot of options. What do you recommend?

Naruto: Whichever one ur body is craving most right now. What was it about me that made u want me way back when?

Sasuke: you were sexy and a smooth talker and managed to keep me coming back for more despite your marriage...and you're cute when you don't get your way.
Sasuke: I think I'll use that extra sensitive lube you bought me...what should i do with it naruto? Start at the base of my cock and work up? Or tease myself down?

Naruto: What do u mean 'were'? I still am sexy! Im sex on legs! Im so sexy i can make u come without even touching u! Fear my mad sex appeal!
Naruto: Tease yourself down. Ur not allowed to go back and touch previous areas until ur completely covered

Sasuke: You *were* sexy. Now you are a god.

Naruto: Heh. Do u worship this god?

Sasuke: How many times am i on my knees for you?

Naruto: Mm i love it when u worship my cock.

Sasuke: I love it when your cock worships my body.
Sasuke: Mm. I'm rock hard for you, baby. Hows your meeting?

Naruto: Good. Make sure u stay that way until i get there. My meeting just ended and youve got me riled enough that im going to fuck u the second i walk thru ur door

Sasuke: You better tie me down like you promised, dobe.

The Affair pt. 1

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:48:32 GMT

Title: The Affair
Rating: R18
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
RP Style: text message
Art: The Affair by Javechan

Naruto: Hey teme, im bored.

Sasuke: Dobe, i'm busy.

Naruto: Well make yourself unbusy! Its ur job as my secret mistress to keep me entertained.

Sasuke: ...mistress? *eyebrow twitch*

Naruto: Secret Mastress? :D

Sasuke: Dobe, where are you?

Naruto: Taking the little lady shopping. What are u wearing?

Sasuke: Clothes. You're with *who*?

Naruto: What kind of clothes? Im with sakura. But if it makes u feel any better, id rather be with u...or in u.

Sasuke: Remind me to thank her for distracting you for the day. Buy me a new dress shirt while you are out - i can't sew back on the damn buttons you ripped off

Naruto: Aww dont be like that sasuke! U know id rather be distracted by u.

Sasuke: Hm. I'm going to have to pull in overtime tonight. A distraction from you wouldn't be bad

Naruto: What?! But i havent seen u in forever! Put overtime in tomm night when im working.

Sasuke: The project is due tomorrow, dobe. Although...

Naruto: Although...? -is hopeful-

Sasuke: I'll be the only one here at the office. You should bring dinner.

Naruto: I think i will.
Naruto: So...what are u wearing?

Sasuke: ...i'm at work. What are *you* wearing?

Naruto: Khaki pants. Simple button up blue shirt. and that black thong u love seeing me in so much.

Sasuke: ...you stole my thong again.

Naruto: I couldnt help it! Ur sexier when u go commando! Plus i like how it feels on my penis.

Sasuke: And how do you know i am not wearing anything today? I want my thong back.

Naruto: Because u know how much it turns me on to find out ur not wearing any underwear after thinking about it all day. U can have ur thong back tonite if ur good

Sasuke: Hn. I thought you were just bringing dinner...?

Naruto: Dinner and dessert. And maybe some lube...

Sasuke: You can be my dessert.

Naruto: Mmm. And the lube can be my topping? Or would u rather i bring chocolate body sauce?

Sasuke: If you do, you're cleaning it up. I can't explain chocolate stains to my boss
Sasuke: Hey, why are you shopping with sakura?

Naruto: But u can explain away any other -mysterious- stains? Oo i like that in a man
Naruto: Last time i let her go on a shopping spree unsupervised she ran me up a good 3 thousand dollars. Im doing damage control

Sasuke: Thats why they call me a genius
Sasuke: How'd she get your credit card *this* time?

Naruto: My little sexy genius <3
Naruto: She said she needed a gown for some charity event.

Sasuke: Little? I'm taller than you. I am a sexy genius though.
Sasuke: ...has she bought a gown yet?

Naruto: I was talking about ur dick, teme. It needs some of my love, too, u know. So be sure to pass my message along.
Naruto: Yeah. Now she needs new earrings to go with it

Sasuke: Thats not saying much for you considering you fit into my thong. Dobe.
Sasuke: Why is it she has tons of girl friends but always wants you to go with her...?

Naruto: I never said the thong fit. I would have made these crotchless if they werent ur favorite pair
Naruto: Something about wanting my opinion because it makes her feel special and loved. I think she just likes dressing up when she has my attention

Sasuke: If you keep denting my pride i'll finish this project alone, as tempting as you in my thong is.
Sasuke: Hm, i'm jealous. Should i start dressing up for you?

Naruto: Ur too sexy for me to dent ur pride. ...Are you really going commando?
Naruto: Ooo yes. Itll make dressing u down that much more fun.

Sasuke: Well, seeing as you've stolen my underwear, it cant be helped, can it?
Sasuke: Tell her her earrings look fine and come over already
Sasuke: And what do you want me dressed up as, dobe?

Naruto: Do u have any idea how horny that statement just made me?
Naruto: Eager are we? I still have to suffer thru shoe shopping and a trip to victorias secret
Naruto: If i said a french maid, will u kill me horribly?

Sasuke: Do you have any idea how horny this conversation has made me?
Sasuke: Ugh, escape please.
Sasuke: Probably. But at this point in time i will take what i can get. If a french maid will get u away from sakura, then ill deal with it.

Naruto: How horny? Tell me how badly u want me
Naruto: But if i escape now she will get suspicious
Naruto: Mmm ill have to pick one up on my way over. I think ill leave it on u as i fuck u...

Sasuke: How horny? If you dont come soon i may have some more mysterious stains to explain
Sasuke: Let her be. I want you.
Sasuke: Mm, you'd like that wouldn't you? Wait, are you serious?

Naruto: But what if i want to make u come in ur pants before i get there?
Naruto: How do u want me?
Naruto: Of course i am. I never kid around with sex

Sasuke: Then you will be disappointed at my power of self control
Sasuke: I want you to make me forget all about this project
Sasuke: U better make me dressing up worth it. and alright, dobe. Make me come in my pants.

Naruto: I bet i could break that control
Naruto: Considering i have most of ur attention right now, id say im doing a pretty good job
Naruto: How do u feel about me being hard while wearing ur thong?

Sasuke: Don't get too cocky. I've managed to finish three reports during your attempted seductions...
Sasuke: I feel like you should be hard inside of me instead.

Naruto: Attempts? I was just making small talk. I like sexy small talk. Talking about u sitting on my dick and grinding against it is sexy
Naruto: Oo yeah i like ur idea better. Should i be sitting on ur office chair when ur ass hungrily takes my cock or should i have u pinned to ur desk?

Sasuke: We should do this 'sexy small talk' thing more...except have there be less talk and a little more action
Sasuke: Why not both? Unless your stamina isn't what it used to be

Naruto: We should. Im so hard for u right now. Im hoping sakura will take her time so i dont have to stand anytime soon
Naruto: Teme. With my stamina i could do u in the chair, on the desk, in the meeting room, and against the wall of windows that overlooks the city!

Sasuke: Stop talking about sakura. Think about me at work touching myself wondering if its you every time a car pulls into the lot
Sasuke: ...so what are you waiting for?

Naruto: Are u touching yourself under ur desk? One hand hidden as the other tries to finish ur project?
Naruto: I told u i wanted u to come in ur pants before i got there.

Sasuke: Of course not *lies*. Why, are you wiggling around, enjoying the feel of my tight thong grinding up against your erection?
Sasuke: If you were here you wouldn't have to imagine...and you could be the one jerking me off under my desk

Naruto: I am. I love how the fabric feels. If i imagine hard enough its as if ur hips are the ones gently teasing me
Naruto: If i were there id be sucking u off under ur desk. But the idea of u rubbing ur dick thru ur pants really excites me. Keep doing that.

Sasuke: Who said my dick was still in my pants?

Naruto: If im not allowed to touch my dick directly then u shouldnt either. No fair!

Sasuke: Not everyone is as patient as you, dobe. I'll put it back...but since i obviously have no say in the matter, i'm leaving the rest up to you

Naruto: Check ur bottom desk drawer on the left. I snuck u a surprise last time I was there.

Sasuke: You idiot. Sai files in that drawer - no onder he's been giving me the eye...well, what next?

Naruto: Heh. Oops? The vigrating cock ring is still there, right?

Sasuke: I don't know what to do with this, dobe. Are you going to teach me?

Naruto: Slip it on. Down to the base of ur cock. And make sure the vibrator is against ur balls.

Sasuke: And i *can't* take my dick out?

Naruto: Hey u dont mind getting ur thong back covered in copious amounts of precum do u?
Naruto: Right. Take it out, put it on, turn the vibrator on the lower setting, and then tuck yourself back in.

Sasuke: Why don't you come along with me, Mr. Endless Stamina?
Sasuke: Alright...

Naruto: Sasuke i dont think u understand that i just might at the rate we are going. U have me so ridiculously excited right now.

Sasuke: Shit Naruto...! Tell me what to do next because i'm about to get impatient again

Naruto: U want to come already? With ur ass so empty? Im hurt, sasuke. Does my cock mean so little to u?

Sasuke: Where are you in the store, Naruto? God i want you inside me...
Sasuke: U forget i was well into a jerk off session before putting your gift on...and its not my fault i dont have u here to fuck me...i have to make do

Naruto: Ive locked myself in a dressing room. I told sakura i had to go to the bathroom, but i didnt think i could make it that far...
Naruto: Does that mean youve been using ur fingers? Or perhaps youve found a substitute office item?

Sasuke: Are you going to come with me, Naruto?
Sasuke: I've been grinding up against my desk waiting for you to tell me what to do...and nothing in my office could accurately substitute u...unless u want it to

Naruto: Fuck yes.
Naruto: Use ur fingers sasuke. As many as u want. Whatever will make u feel best inside when im not there

Sasuke: Ur lucky i have that fruity you you always tease me about...

Naruto: Heh. I guess it literally is a gay ass fruity lotion
Naruto: How many fingers are u using? How does the ring feel?

Sasuke: You should take off your pants, Naruto, and stand in front of the mirror. Imagine im there kneeling beneath you, ready for you to take me
Sasuke: Ha, he's got jokes.
Sasuke: Hinata just left and i had to walk her to the door...and i dont want to admit how hard i am now. I think i'll start with one, and go slow...

Naruto: Shit i can barely stand. Im dripping precum on the carpet; i hope ur happy. Sasuke im so hard. I want to touch myself. Will u let me touch myself?
Naruto: One finger and slow...ur such a tease. Did hinata suspect anything?

Sasuke: Over the thong...like u said, if i can't...then its not very fair, is it?
Sasuke: If you want me to add more or go faster, just tell me, dobe. I'm yours for the taking, after all. She was blushing...but she's always a nervous wreck

Naruto: Heh no, i dont suppose it is. Does the possibility of me coming in ur thong excite u?
Naruto: Add more when ur ready

Sasuke: Yes. With cum seeping through and dripping down your legs. I can be just as dirty as you, dobe.
Sasuke: So i am all alone in my office, pants at my ankles, cock ring making me precum all over my paperwork, and fingers trying to make up for the absense of you...
Sasuke: So what do u want from me now?

Naruto: Mm youd like that wouldnt u? When that happens im going to make u wear it how i leave it. Soaked in my cum.
Naruto: Are ur two fingers enough? The front of ur thong is soaked. I think ive been rubbing too hard. I want u to palm ur cock. Gently

Sasuke: Of course they are not enough! Naruto, it feels so good...are you going to come before me? Take off the thong and tell me how hard you are.
Sasuke: I want to know how hard i make you - how thick you're going to be inside of me...ah, just thinking about it makes me come close, Naruto

Naruto: Do u want me to come before u? To send the text that will give u permission to come with my seed covering my hand and making my fingers slip over the keypad?
Naruto: Sasuke im so hard right now that i could probably crack this mirror in front of me if i lose control of my hips...

Sasuke: Naruto...

Naruto: Im so think that even 4 of ur fingers wont be able to match what youll feel when im finally able to fill u

Sasuke: Tell me i can touch it. Tell me i can come right now - tell me i can put your gift on high and rub myself until i can scream your name. Please Naruto

Naruto: Do it. Put it on high. Ride ur fingers as if they were mine. Touch yourself. I want ur cries as u come to echo in the office - fuck! I just came

Sasuke: ...me too. I'm sure the cleaning people heard...can u bring me some pants on your way...i can't even think straight now...

Naruto: God its all over the mirror and running down my legs and ur thong like u wanted

Sasuke: Take a picture and send it to me. I want to see my work
Sasuke: Ur not going to be here soon, right?

Naruto: Im on my way right now. Leave ur pants as they are. Itll make my job easier when i get there. I love u.

Sasuke: I love you, too. And Naruto, don't forget the food.

Naruto: Heh. I wont. Ill be there soon...

Stirrings Before Christmas (NaruSasu oneshot)

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:40:28 GMT

Title: Stirrings Before Christmas
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: We don't own, we just play.
Summary: Twas the night before Christmas,
And in Sasuke's house
His penis was stirring
As he waited for Naruto to show up and screw him into the New Year.

Sasuke had already finished his portion of the stir fry when the phone rang, Naruto needing to be buzzed into his building. A good deal of time had passed since they had last texted, and while Naruto had led Sasuke to believe that he wasn't very far away, the time it took him to get there proved otherwise.

Waiting patiently for a knock on his door, Sasuke eyed his fireplace, happily flickering with a healthy fire, and then the box of cherry-flavored condoms placed on the coffee table before him. They had been something of a gag gift from his boyfriend. He wanted to laugh at the thought of Naruto spending the time to wrap such a tiny box for a Christmas present, but he ended up grinning slyly instead. There was a knock on the door and his face fell into its usual almost-scowl as he stood up to answer it.

"Who is it?" he asked, even though he already knew.

"Santa," came the muffled reply. "I've heard you've been a very naughty boy this year and--"

"--and I have neighbors that are very nosy." Sasuke ripped open the door and yanked Naruto inside, pulling him close for an unexpected kiss. Their tongues danced languidly for an exciting few seconds, Sasuke's fingers clutching the soft fabric of Naruto's shirt. When their lips came apart, Sasuke smirked. "Funny, you're not at all how I expected Santa to be."

Naruto shrugged and offered a roguish grin as his left hand brought up a medium-sized present from behind his back. "I've been working out," he said in explanation.

""Mmhm," Sasuke took the present before he closed the door behind them. "How many presents did you get me?"

"Well, if we count each condom as an individual little present...thirteen," Naruto stated proudly as he set a bottle of wine down next to the wall, slipping off his shoes before straightening to unravel his scarf and take off his jacket.

Sasuke frowned. "Well that makes my little gift of you and I going to the springs seem a little lame, don't you think?" He eyed the box in his hands and scrutinized its appearance and weight, wondering what it could be. In all honesty, Sasuke didn't even know where to start with his guessing. He hadn't even wanted anything, really.

"Are you kidding?" Naruto asked as he turned from hanging his coat and scarf on one of the hooks by the door. "A trip to the hot springs is the best gift ever! It's a whole vacation with you!"

"I've never been to one in the winter," Sasuke admitted, placing the mysterious box onto his coffee table. "You're hungry, right?" Despite the fact it was nearly midnight, he suspected his boyfriend was looking forward to the dinner.

"Starved," Naruto heartily agreed, trailing after Sasuke into the living room and sitting down on the couch, grabbing his boyfriend by the tail end of his shirt and pulling him down into his lap.

Sasuke leaned down and pressed his lips to Naruto's again, kissing him through a playful smile. "Well there are a few things here that might fill your appetite..."

Naruto's eyes lit up as if he didn't already know the answer and excitedly asked, "Like what?"

Sasuke trailed his lips up Naruto's jaw line, pausing just below his ear. "Well, there's real food," he said, sounding a bit distasteful, "and then there are some cherry flavored condoms that I got as a gift...and then, there's always me..." Sasuke nipped at Naruto's earlobe as his words faded into Naruto's imagination.

"Hmm," Naruto sounded thoughtful, his hand wandering over to Sasuke’s inner thigh. "I don't know...Real food sounds pretty tempting." He punctuated his teasing by tightening his grip on Sasuke's leg. "But then I could never say no to you."

Sasuke lightly bit the juncture where Naruto's shoulder rounded up to his neck, a place he knew his partner was extra sensitive. "Then start saying yes already," he teased, kissing the spot his teeth had abandoned. He placed his hand over Naruto's and drew it closer to the waist of his pants, an unspoken demand behind the motion.

Smirking, Naruto pulled his hand free and put it over Sasuke's, switching their positions as he guided Sasuke's hand to the V of his pants and forced him to massage Naruto to hardness.

"But where's the fun in giving in so easily?" he asked, his free hand reaching up to take Sasuke by the chin and guide him into another kiss.

All the evidence needed for giving in easily was hard and constricted beneath Sasuke's fingers. As his tongue found a rhythm with Naruto's, he followed in suit with his hand, nestling his palm against the growing erection, rubbing it in tandem with the cadence of their lips colliding. It was always a challenge for them to be patient when it came to sex because the passion was too tempting.

Their relationship had never been slow, and when Sasuke pulled back for air, he momentarily debated the seriousness to Naruto's question. "Is that a challenge?"

Naruto's eyes were slow to open as he licked his lips, relishing the leftover taste that was Sasuke. "Only if you want to end up having sex somewhere other than the couch," he said truthfully, eyes glinting as he thought of all the other areas of the house that had already been christened ever since their relationship began.

"You sound like you're pretty comfortable here," Sasuke breathed as he traced a finger along the seam of Naruto's trousers, up until he reached the zipper.

"That's because I'm comfortable anywhere you are. Especially when you're on me. Or under me," Naruto added as he finally pushed his hips forward against Sasuke's touch.

Sasuke let the compliment feed his ego and he shifted, straddling Naruto and drawing his hands upwards, taking a bit of Naruto's shirt with them. The sight of the smooth abdomen the action revealed made Sasuke's pulse quicken, and he pressed his forehead against his lover's.

"I can do both," he stated, rolling his hips forward. "We have all night."

Naruto smiled, momentarily playing with the hem of Sasuke's shirt before undoing the buttons from the bottom up. "I like the way you think."

Sliding the shirt off of Sasuke's shoulders, Naruto wasted no time in working on his pants as well, feeling as if it had been far too long since he had last seen his lover naked.

Sasuke arched his back and pressed his hips against Naruto's chest, towering above the other man as his pants were worked down past his thighs. Naruto's lips birthed hot puffs of air against his flesh, causing goose bumps to rise on his cream-colored skin. The bulge beneath his boxers grew as his hands found security on Naruto's shoulders, squeezing tightly as he felt practiced fingers tease the sensitive skin of his backside.

"You're so impatient," Sasuke spoke softly, his eyes slipping shut as he waited for more of what he knew Naruto could give him.

Naruto snorted as he pulled Sasuke's boxers down as well, gripping the erection before him and giving it a light squeeze as he tilted his head back to look up at Sasuke. "You make me impatient," he said, leaning forward so that he could run his lips along Sasuke's chest.

A half-stifled sigh escaped Sasuke's throat, and he curved forward, his head hovering only slightly above Naruto's as he felt the heat against his navel. He thrust his hips forward, urging Naruto's hand to move, to make him harder. "More," he demanded, hoping Naruto would obey.

"But we've barely started," Naruto complained, the smile in his voice evident as he began to move his hand regardless.

Dragging his lips over to a perk nipple, Naruto laved his tongue over it. He could feel his control slipping, the urge to bite and mark Sasuke rising rapidly at the enthusiasm that was displaying.

"Do it," Sasuke whispered, as if reading his mind. Despite the fact that sex was a huge part of their relationship, it was rare when Naruto wanted a certain amount of control, and even more infrequent that Sasuke was willing to give it up. Pale fingers cruised the muscles of the tanned upper arms beneath them as Sasuke moved forward, pressing his nipple closer against Naruto's lips.

"We can play rough tonight, if you want."

There was no hesitation as Naruto bit down, tugging and suckling the nipple before releasing it to attack the other. His hand sped up as he grabbed the back of Sasuke's head and brought him in for a hungry kiss. Naruto was never able to get enough of Sasuke's mouth, of Sasuke's tongue.

Suddenly releasing the now-straining erection, Naruto's hand trailed around to Sasuke's hip and further back, a teasing finger slipping down his cleft towards his entrance.

"Please tell me there's lube nearby," he pleaded.

"Behind me," Sasuke, groaned, reluctant to briefly pull himself away in order to tilt himself backwards. He snatched the small bottle from beside the condoms and deftly tried to find Naruto's fingers to place it in. He wriggled on Naruto's thighs, feeling little pleasure in the constraint his pants provided as they sat snug against his knees.

He worked to force them all the way off while taking Naruto's lips with his own, a frenzy of pre-orgasmic chaos racing through his veins. He pushed his arousal forward and into Naruto's grasp, relishing every moment of the friction he received from the movement.

"Are you going to fuck me with your fingers?" he asked as his own hand gripped Naruto's hard-on through his pants. "Because this part of you seems a little preoccupied." He rubbed Naruto's aching erection with a frantic precision, knowing how much he was driving the other man wild.

Pulling his shirt off as Sasuke worked on his pants, Naruto growled at Sasuke's question, popping open the cap of the lube and squeezing a generous amount onto his fingers. Wasting no time once he found his lover's entrance, he drove a finger inside, pumping it in and out as his cock throbbed with jealousy. Ignoring it, Naruto gripped Sasuke's erection tightly in such a way that prevented him from moving his hips as his fingers continued to move.

"Is that what you want, Sasuke? Will my fingers be enough to satisfy you?" he challenged as a second digit slipped in.

"Fuck," Sasuke grunted, his hand abandoning Naruto's erection in favor of clutching his lover's thigh for support. His forehead met Naruto's shoulder and hushed sighs met with Naruto's skin, already beginning to bead with sweat. It was such a sweet satisfaction turned torture.

Sasuke's penis throbbed within its restraint, and his hips ignored the pain as they struggled to work backwards against the fingers filling his backside. Of course it wasn't enough, but his blood was racing south so fast that it felt like plenty.

"You going to keep me from cumming?" Sasuke bit out, tasting Naruto's perspiration on his lips. That seemed like the intent, since the grip on his cock hadn't loosened. He laughed a little at the torture. "If that's the case, deeper," he commanded, referring to Naruto's fingers. The filling sensation that tickled his prostrate made shivers run up and down his spine, and that in combination with the heartbeat pulsing at the base of his arousal made the more animalistic side of him take over. He craved the sensation of being restrained, being denied; taking the challenge of accepting everything and anything Naruto was willing to give him.

The command was wordlessly obeyed less than a heartbeat later, and Naruto could feel his arousal spike at the way Sasuke's breath hitched as his fingers slammed in as deep as they could go.

"If you plan on leaving me trapped behind my zipper, I'm keeping this up all night," Naruto threatened, increasing the rhythm of his fingers as a third wiggled its way in.

Sasuke's back arched as he adjusted, his head tilting back so much that he caught himself staring dazedly at the ceiling. He whimpered as he made an effort to spread his legs, sucking in sweet breaths of air every time he remembered to breathe. "If you're asking for m-me to take your pants off--" he cried out when he felt precum squeeze out from the tip of his cock, despite the restraint, "--I'm a l-little preoccupied...!"

He forced his head back down against Naruto’s chest as the three fingers continued to delve deeper against his inner-nerves, and he bit his lip when the tension started to create an even more powerful pull between pleasure and pain. "Oh God, oh God," he gasped, his thighs quivering from the mounting pressure, and his arms wobbly as they still struggled to support his body.

The fingers slowed until they were moving at a snail's pace.

"So you'd rather I stopped so I can finish undressing myself?" Naruto asked, annoyance tingeing his voice with how uncomfortable he currently felt in his slacks.

The fingers came to a standstill, buried deep within Sasuke, and pressed against his prostate, refusing to budge.

A stifled cry was buried against the blond's shoulder and Sasuke's fingers gripped Naruto's thigh with such a force that he was sure there would be a mark underneath. He felt like he would split open at any moment as the teasing pleasure turned into a brilliant pain, and he choked out an unintentional moan.

"Let me cum," he pleaded, even though he hadn't intended it to be a question. "Fuck, just let me cum and then you can take me any way you want--" there were inflexions in his voice he knew made him sound desperate, but he could barely breath beyond the urge to release.

"Anywhere, anyway, I'll suck you off--"

Turning his head slightly so that his lips were brushing Sasuke's ear, Naruto remained unmoved as he breathed out, "My pants, Sasuke."

Sasuke growled as he shifted, freeing his hands from their vice-like grips in order to fumble clumsily with the button and zipper of Naruto's jeans. He inhaled a sharp breath when he moved against the fingers in his ass, the bittersweet sensation causing him to moan against his will. He nearly broke the studded tread as he yanked the rough fabric down as much as it would go, fighting to free Naruto's erection. He was breathing too fast as his own member undulated with the beat of his heart, his blood flow fighting to go further south then it was permitted.

After a small margin of concentration Sasuke pulled Naruto's cock free, his own eyes widening at just how ready Naruto was himself. He brought his attention back to Naruto's, locking their gaze as he tried not to look as desperate as he felt.

"Am I allowed to get off yet?" he questioned, his tone sounding a bit more irritated than he would have preferred, especially considering Naruto had all of the power over his situation.

Elation running through him now that he no longer felt trapped, Naruto nearly felt generous enough to give Sasuke what he desired. Nearly.

"No," Naruto answered with a smirk, his fingers slowly pulling out.

Giving Sasuke's ass a quick squeeze, he released his cock in favor of holding his own steady as he tossed his arm over the back of the couch.

"Suck me," he ordered, eyes flashing with excitement as he waited to see if Sasuke would obey the command or not.

Sasuke frowned, catching his breath now that the strain against his prostate was gone. "...are you serious?"

A pout formed on Naruto's lips. "You don't want the power to make me come undone with just your tongue? A chance to bring yourself back in control before I put this in you and pound you into complete oblivion? Over and over and over again..." Naruto reached out to trace his thumb along Sasuke's lips.

Sasuke knew what Naruto was doing, but he couldn't stop himself from responding. He kissed the tip of Naruto's thumb before taking it into his mouth, letting it slide in and out, never removing his eyes from Naruto's. The finger tasted like his precum, and that realization sent a jolt of excitement to Sasuke's groin. Allowing his tongue to trace a sensuous design all the way to the tip of Naruto's thumb, Sasuke licked it like he would a popsicle.

Two could play at this game.

"How badly do you want my lips around your cock, Naruto?" he asked, innocently enough.

"Badly," Naruto admitted, his eyes glued to Sasuke's tongue. "Desperately. I want to taste myself when I kiss you as you ride me."

The answer proved to be good enough. It was either that, or the unfathomable desire for Sasuke to be riding Naruto here and now, seconds away from cumming. He backed up until he could lower himself onto the floor, pushing Naruto's legs apart so that he could wedge in between them. Pale fingers enveloped the stiff erection, and Sasuke licked his lips. "You don't want me to use your present?"

The question tore through Naruto's confidence as he was suddenly reminded of his dying curiosity over the concept of flavored condoms. Eyes flickering to the table where the box of condoms were, a mental debate began over how badly he wanted to actually use them vs. watching Sasuke go wild over the true taste of Naruto.

Seeing Sasuke lose himself when pleasuring someone else topped Naruto's list easily and with that in mind, Naruto shook his head and managed a hoarse, "No."

Sasuke had expected that answer. Tearing his eyes from Naruto's, he knelt forward, rubbing the shaft a bit in preparation for what his mouth was about to make it endure. Naruto already seemed so close; Sasuke wasn’t sure how much it would take.

Settling the flat of his tongue against the base of Naruto's cock, he gently massaged his lover's balls with his free hand. He could feel how swollen and constricted they were within Naruto's pants, seeing as he'd just worked to free the straining erection. He guided his tongue to the tip-top of the organ, it tingling as the salty taste of everything that was Naruto teased his taste-buds.

He glanced up at Naruto as he flicked his tongue over the slit, all before taking the head between his lips and sucking it like a swollen lollipop. His free hand worked the remainder of Naruto's arousal, stroking it slowly, a stark contrast to the chaos his tongue was causing behind his closed lips.

The jeans were suddenly too difficult to work with, so the hand he had been using to stroke the outside of Naruto's denims, suddenly worked to pull them down further. He half hoped Naruto would get the hint, since he didn't want to pause his ministrations on the throbbing piece of flesh being teased beneath him.

Hips quickly rose as Naruto helped to get his jeans off, his breathing coming out in pants as Sasuke's tongue worked its magic. At a particularly enthusiastic suck, Naruto's hands flew down to grab the couch cushions, gripping them tightly in an effort to keep himself in enough control so that he wouldn't start thrusting his hips into Sasuke's mouth with abandon.

"God," he grunted, head falling back as he spread his legs wider once the jeans were removed completely.

Sasuke almost smirked for a brief minute, thinking about how he approved of that particular nickname. He didn't think for too long before he found the space between Naruto's sacs and entrance and began kneading it with his thumb, all before taking all of Naruto's cock into his mouth.

He allowed his fingers to pump the organ as he rose and fell on it, allowing it to sink deeper and deeper into his mouth with each descent. He could taste more and more of Naruto's precum spilling over his tongue and pooling in the back of his throat. He wondered if he should stop--if Naruto wanted him to stop--but he had no intentions of pausing.

"Fucking God, Sasuke, you're too good. I love - I love watching you. My cock disappearing in your mouth." Naruto reached out a hand to sweep back Sasuke's bangs as dark eyes fluttered up to meet his own. He let out a gasp as Sasuke finally had his entire erection down his throat and knew it was time to reel his restraint back in before it was too late.

Naruto threaded his fingers into Sasuke's hair, guiding his head for a few seconds before tightening his grip on the dark locks, his polite way of telling Sasuke that was enough.

Pulling back, Sasuke coughed as he swallowed the sour taste in his mouth, intertwining his fingers with Naruto's and tilting his head upwards in order to kiss the inside of his partner's palm. His own cock as still stiff, slapping against his stomach as he tried not to remember Naruto’s face as he brought him so close. He was almost positive that a few swift strokes would bring him close enough to climax, and he wanted to save it until he had Naruto ramming into him.

Sasuke traced kisses down to Naruto's wrist, trying to focus on the sensuality of their lovemaking, rather than the seduction, in an effort to slow his libido down. He sat up and pulled Naruto to him by his neck, guiding their tongues together with a lascivious demeanor.

"Naruto," he breathed as their mouth's worked against each other. "Fuck me already."

Naruto moaned as much at the mingled taste of himself and Sasuke as he did at Sasuke's words. Pulling Sasuke up into his lap, he held his cock steady for Sasuke to lower himself on.

"Make sure you have something to hang on to," Naruto said with promise in his voice as he watched Sasuke's face with rapt attention as he seated himself.

The sensation of Naruto filling him was exactly what Sasuke had needed. It sent sparks to his brain and his nerves fizzled with awareness, knowing from experience just how much pleasure was yet to come. Wrapping his arms around Naruto's neck, Sasuke slowly pulled himself up and wiggled back down, letting his insides adjust to his lover's girth. He released a long moan as that bundle of nerves was accidently struck, and he kissed Naruto frantically.

"I want to cum, I want to cum, I want to cum," he whispered like a mantra, breathing it over Naruto's lips.

Gripping Sasuke's hips in a nearly bruising grip to keep him from merely gyrating his hips so that his prostate got a nice massage, Naruto took away Sasuke's control as he momentarily held him in place, allowing them both to be distracted by their kiss. He was never going to get enough of that taste.

Finally taking pity on Sasuke's whimpers, Naruto encouraged Sasuke to move up before abruptly pulling him back down, slamming him down on his cock as Naruto's own hips rose to meet Sasuke, forcing himself as deep as he could go. Wasting no time in letting Sasuke grow used to the pace he was determined to set, Naruto repeated the action, cursing at the way Sasuke seemed to instinctively tighten around him.

"N-Naruto--" Sasuke's exclamation faded into wordless moans as he lifted himself from Naruto’s lap only to be brutally pulled back down. Each movement seemed to rub every single pleasurable nerve ending inside of him, and he found himself clutching Naruto's shoulders passionately as the sensations took over his sanity. The pace grew faster--he hardly waited for Naruto to finish forcing him downwards before he struggled to hoist himself back up, the damp perspiration collecting on his thighs making the ride easier.

"Naruto," Sasuke finally managed, groaning behind teeth clamped together. His erection bounced with his every motion, teasing him as the blood pulsing through it silently demanded more attention. "J-jack me off."

Pulling Sasuke down and holding him there, forcing him to grind against his cock, Naruto managed a parody of a grin. He managed to allow one of his hands to release the grip he had on Sasuke's hips and move to the leaking cock that was between them. The other hand merely kneaded Sasuke's flesh as Naruto growled out a single command. "Move. Fast."

Sasuke didn't need to be told twice. His hips rolled against Naruto's thighs as though he were a dancer, their two chests creating sweet friction as they melded together. The intense feeling of Sasuke's cock building to burst was nothing compared to the pangs of white hot bliss that shot up his spine every time he fell onto Naruto's manhood which he could feel throbbing inside of him.

They were both close.

Digging his fingernails into Naruto's shoulder, Sasuke whined with ever thrust made on his penis. "Yes...y-es....oh God, yes..." His legs started to quake beneath him and he lost his rhythm as he felt his balls clench, Naruto's fingers working faster and faster to bring him to a release. He arched his back into his climax, shaking through the intense aftershocks that rippled through his body, lungs struggling to earn back their breath as he cried Naruto's name, over and over.

Too close to be able to hold on long enough to soak in the stunning sight of a completely unraveled Sasuke, Naruto came almost as soon as his erection was clamped down on, a surprised shout turning into a loud moan as his feet became his brace as his hips took on a mind of their own in an effort to milk out his orgasm into Sasuke before abruptly collapsing back into the couch, immediate exhaustion setting in as he spiraled back down from his high.

Sasuke lifted himself enough to allow Naruto to slide out of him, and clambered off of his partner's lap before collapsing onto the span of empty couch beside the. With his eyes closed he took deep breaths, the after effects of such a thrilling explosion coursing through his veins making his mind reel as he relived the excitement. His skin turned cool and the droplets of sweat on his skin made him shiver as cool air met them. He rolled onto his back and peeked open an eye at Naruto. "Why'd you buy me fancy condoms if we weren't even going to use them?"

A limp arm lifted and hovered in the air as Naruto worked on reminding himself how to speak. "It's the principle of the matter," he finally managed, lolling his head over to look at Sasuke. "We'll use them eventually."

Sasuke nudged Naruto's thigh and moved his tongue against his lips. "And if I wanted to use them tonight?"

A slow grin formed on Naruto's lips as he let out a chuckle. "Give me two minutes and that can be arranged," he promised.

"Make it ten. I want my present," Sasuke stated, eyeing the package thoughtfully. "What is it?"

"If you opened it, you'd find out," Naruto said logically, leaning forward to grab the gift. Cocking his head, he shook it next to his ear as if trying to deduce what might be inside.

Sasuke sat up and scooted to the edge of the couch, looking completely comfortable in his own skin. He plucked the gift from the table and raised an eyebrow at Naruto as he shifted it in his hands. "No card?"

"Inside the wrapping paper," Naruto explained, snuggling up to Sasuke. "I taped it to the box so that it wouldn't fall off."

"That seems a bit extreme," Sasuke almost laughed, but he picked a corner of the wrapping and tire through it instead. A box was inside, and just as Naruto had explained, a small card was attached to the top. He held it up and eyed it skeptically. "Is this a mushy card?"

"Yes. It talks about how I'll die for you and how everything I do is all for you and how I can't live without you and every breath I take when you’re gone is a sob lost in the wind because it hurts so much to..." Naruto trailed off at the look he was receiving. "What? It could totally say all that!"

Sasuke blinked half-heartedly and set the card onto the table. "I'll read it later if it says all that," he decided, not sure just what Naruto would write in a Christmas card. He started on the box instead, popping it open to reveal a sleek and pricy digital camera. Without him noticing, his eyes lit up. "To fix the one you broke," he almost looked excited.

"Why can't you just tell people it broke at the beach? How was I supposed to know putting it on the sand would break it!" Naruto complained, still refusing to take the blame for the incident.

"You buried it in the sand," Sasuke clarified, as he tugged the camera out of its own box and started fiddling with it. "This is really nice," his eyes were glued to it.

"It was playing ninja," Naruto sniffed before letting the matter drop. "The guy at the store said this one can shoot video at the same pixel rate it takes pictures, AND it's wide screen."

Sasuke glanced up. "Really?" A couple seconds passed before he frowned. "I guess we should find something to do for an hour..."

"Why? What happens in an hour?" Naruto asked, twisting to look at the clock on the microwave in the kitchen.

"It'll be done charging," Sasuke said, standing up so that he could find an outlet to use in order to plug it in. When he was finished, he stole a glance from Naruto who was still seated on the couch. "And then we can use it."

Standing to walk over to wear Sasuke was, Naruto smirked as he wrapped his arms around him from behind. "And what do you have in mind for when we use it?"

Looking a bit speculating, Sasuke wrapped his own arms around Naruto's. "Something cherry flavored."

Naruto lowered his head and snickered into Sasuke's shoulder. "I like that idea," he admitted. "We can do that after we take an hour long shower."

Sasuke smirked. "I like that idea, too."

"Oo!" Naruto exclaimed, suddenly straightening. "You know what would be an even better idea?"

Taking note of Sasuke’s questioning glance, he hurried back to the front door and picked up the wine bottle he had placed below his jacket by his shoes. "A bubble bath!"

Deciding Sasuke's almost-smile meant yes, Naruto let out a whoop and started singing what sounded like 'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas' as he headed down the small hallway to the master bathroom.

Sasuke took one last glance at the charging camera, making sure it would be ready in time. He heard the bathwater begin to run and the apartment filled with the sweet smell of zinfandel, and not too long after, Naruto was calling his name.

He grabbed a couple of wine glasses from the kitchen as he started towards the bathroom, his backside tightening at the thought of the night to come. He wondered if he could survive an entire evening of pure unadulterated sex, but shelved his hesitance. After all, it was the season of giving. For him, that just meant giving in.

Lookie Lookie!

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:08:38 GMT

Both of us at AX, soaking up our Reborn/Lambo cosplay, haha. It was so fun!

Reb!Lam Convention Time!

Hilarity from the gathering: Straight faces were not to be found.

The END!!

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Reaching Out ch. 2

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:39:00 GMT

Today was the fourth day of school, and the feeling of isolation still had yet to completely wear off for Naruto. People still tended to stare more than talk and some of the younger male students had taken to screaming if he happened to make eye contact with them, forcing him to wonder just what kind of rumors were circulating about him.

To make matters worse, he still hadn't gotten used to the lunch schedule. No matter how quickly he tried to make it to the cafeteria, he never got there fast enough to snag some of their limited supply of food. Having given up, he had meant to swing by the corner store before school to buy a bento as per Sasuke's advice, but ended up forgetting his wallet at home.

Naruto's gloom, however, must have been noticed by a few of the other students because come lunchtime, the classroom cleared out and Naruto found himself completely alone and hungry.

Feeling thoroughly depressed over such a fact, he went to grab his bag to maybe get some homework done only to notice that it felt heavier.

Upon investigation, Naruto discovered three neatly wrapped bentos, none of which were obviously his.

Believing himself to be the victim of someone else's theft (and not someone's random act of kindness), he panicked and gathered up the boxes in his arms before making his way out into the hall in the direction of what he hoped was the teacher's lounge so he could turn in the 'stolen' lunches.

Exiting the teacher's lounge was a person he was positive had been avoiding him since their fateful meeting four days previous, and upon catching Sasuke's glance, the Japanese student quirked an eyebrow in interest.

Again, in the language most familiar to him, Sasuke spoke in perfect English. "Hungry?"

"Starving," Naruto replied with a grin, happy to see the one person he could almost call a friend in this country. His face quickly turned serious. "Hey, do you know where the teacher's lounge is?"

Sasuke let himself slide back against the door, preventing Naruto from going past him. He still looked curious, but now in a more irritable way. "I thought it was customary to buy apples for teachers when trying for extra credit. You've gone to a new level buying an entire lunch."

"It's only my fourth day. I don't need extra credit," Naruto defended, frowning a bit as his assumed path was blocked. "Besides, these aren't my lunches to begin with."

Stepping forward, Sasuke plucked one from Naruto's hands. "This is an expensive one," he commented, giving it a once-over. When he looked back up to Naruto, he almost looked like he was about to smile. "Look a you, Mr. Popular."

"What??" Naruto snatched the box back and looked around guiltily. "What are you talking about? I am a victim here!"

"Oh, that's being modest," Sasuke rolled his eyes and leaned back against the doors.

"Somebody stole these and planted them in my bag!" Naruto explained, stepping closer to Sasuke so that he could both lower his voice and attempt to better hide the evidence. "I need to hurry and turn these in before everyone ends up thinking I'm a thief!"

The next thing that happened caught Naruto completely off guard. Sasuke laughed. He laughed for a period shorter than ten seconds before watching Naruto--as if to make sure he was serious--and then chuckled a bit more. Shaking his head, he pushed the lunches back towards Naruto's belly.

"No one is framing you," he assured. "Though I don't know if you want to eat them. People might get the wrong idea."

Naruto blinked, his mind still running over the sound of Sasuke's laughter. It was surprising, considering Sasuke looked like the type to hardly ever smile.

"Wha-?" Naruto shook his head as if to clear it. "What do you mean?"

Once there was a need to explain, Sasuke's rigid attitude returned. "You have enough girls staring at you right now to be able to answer that question yourself."

The comment was true. Almost every girl that passed by them either ducked their heads in what looked like embarrassment or straight-out blushed if Naruto looked their way.

Returning his attention to Sasuke, Naruto looked completely bewildered. "Did they poison it??"

Sasuke lipped his un-chapped lips. "Yes, Naruto. All of the girls in this school decided that the best way to get a date with you was to purchase the most expensive bentos they could find, poison them, and slip it into your book bag." He stared at Naruto, unblinking.

Naruto's face scrunched up in confusion, the concept Sasuke was explaining to him making no sense whatsoever. "This is a messed up country," he commented, looking down at the bentos.

Sasuke bopped him on the head. "They bought you lunch because they like you, you idiot," he said in almost a whisper. "They're just like American girls except they prefer they prefer the secret admirer thing."

After staring a hole into Naruto's face Sasuke's eyes widened. "Get it?"

Rather than answer, Naruto continued to stare back at Sasuke. "You eyes are really dark," he said softly before smiling. "It's kind of neat."

Sasuke pursed his lips and did something else that surprised Naruto; he blushed. He stepped backwards to make some space between them, only to realize the door to the teacher's lounge was right behind him. Frowning at his failed attempt he said, "I'm Asian. It happens."

He crossed his arms over his chest and almost looked like a pouting child. "Go eat your food," he said in Japanese.

Frowning a bit, Naruto's shoulders slumped. "But these lunches are huge! I can't eat all these by myself." He took one and pushed it against Sasuke's chest. "Here, you eat one."

Sasuke peered around before pushing it back. "Do you know how rude it looks to take a gift from someone and give it to someone else?"

"I didn't take the gift, it was forced upon me," Naruto argued. "And I'd feel guilty if it just ended up in the trash because I was full."

Sasuke looked at him long and hard before pushing backwards against the door he was resting on and peeling back to allow Naruto to enter. The teacher's lounge was a wide expanse of comfortable furniture and new-age vending machines, and in the corner was a modern-looking desk.

It was extremely empty and looked as though it was rarely put to use, which was surprising. After closing the door behind Naruto, Sasuke pointed at his pile. "I want the one on the bottom."

When Naruto glanced up at him ruefully he responded, in perfect Japanese, "And from now on I'm teaching you Japanese."

"You get the middle one," Naruto shot back in Japanese, his accent only slightly off due to his lack of colloquial knowledge. "The bottom one has noodles - my favorite."

"Bottom or I won't help you the next time you think someone's framing you for a date," Sasuke shot back, determined to get his noodles. After a pause he added, "But I will take a couple pieces of sushi as well."

Naruto's mouth fell open. "That's extortion!" he accused. "Why can't you just be happy with the rice bentos?"

"Because I'm doing *you* the favor," Sasuke said, and he released an agitated breath. "If you're going to be so ridiculous about it, let's split them up."

Nodding in agreement, Naruto set the bentos down on the desk. "Okay. You get the rice, sushi, and vegetables that smell funny," he said, pointing to each food item mentioned. "And I get the noodles, omelet, and we can split the rice balls."

"I want some noodles," Sasuke almost demanded. He stared NAruto straight in the eyes and crossed his arms over his chest, a move becoming signature for him being serious.

Naruto nearly growled in frustration and glanced at the clock, noting they had very little time left. "Fine. You can have the noodles, rice, sushi, and funny smelling vegetables and I'll eat the omelet and rice balls."

Sasuke fumed. "I'm not going to take all the noodles, Naruto. We can split them. Or do you think I have cooties?"

He stared with a raised eyebrow and pointed at a clock on teh wall. "Lunch time is running out."

"Why are you being so difficult? I'm giving you what you want!" Naruto protested, flailing his arms at the untouched food.

Sasuke snatched the bento's from the table top and whisked across to the makeshift kitchenette, yanking out some disposable plates from some overhead cabinets. He fumble in a drawer before revealing some serving spoons and hastily unwrapped the meals, dividing the portions between them. When he was done sank down to a lower cabinet and fished out a fork, and when he stood up he stabbed a piece of sashimi with it and handed that plate to Naruto.

"Stop being so stupid," he said in his native tongue, and he picked up his own plate and made an exaggerated effort to take a seat as far away from Naruto as he was able to go.

Scowling, Naruto shoved the sashimi in his mouth and glared in Sasuke's direction, mumbling "immature prick" around his mouthful of food as he did so.

"Usuratonkachi," Sasuke spat back. "I'm not deaf, you know."

He shoveled a huge scoop of rice into his mouth with his chopsticks before turning his attention towards the window, apparently trying to distract himself from the tension in the room with sunlight.

Naruto bristled at the unfamiliar word, stabbing his mystery vegetables with more force than necessary. "What'd you call me?" he demanded. When no answer was forthcoming, he waved his fork at Sasuke. "Hey! I'm tal- ...oops."

Naruto's eyes were wide with horror at the slimy yellow vegetable that now decorated the spot of skin just below Sasuke's ear.

Two emotions passed over Sasuke's face, neither one of them Naruto would have ever hoped to see on anyone. The first was a wide-eyed stare that looked almost doll-like, so full of shock and confusion that Naruto could have kicked a puppy and gotten a less severe stare.

The second was one of complete horror, topped with an irritation that made a visible vein emerge from the pale skin on Sasuke's forehead. Sasuke stood and his expression dimmed a little, a smirk settling across his face that left the room in an even more uncomfortable tension.

Picking up his chopsticks and tightening them back as if they were a bow, he shot a thin arrow of slimy vegetables straight to Naruto's shirt; an effort that proved to be a success. "Don't throw food at me," he warned, and sat back down, ready to eat the rest of his meal. For leverage, he glanced back up and added, "Usuratonkachi."

Naruto stared down at his shirt in horror, realizing he would have to do laundry tonight, a task made troublesome due to the fact that the dryer his father had order still hadn't come in yet.

Picking up a piece of his omelet, he glared back up at Sasuke. "I didn't throw food at you, jerk face. I accidentally launched it at you like this!" he said, intentionally throwing the egg at the other boy's shirt.

Sasuke made an effort to dodge it but failed, staring ruefully up at Naruto when the egg splattered onto his hair and flaked off in pieces to the floor. "You can't be serious," he said in English.

Naruto barked out a laugh.

Though it felt like he was about to say something about how childish they were behaving he stood up, walked passively towards Naruto, as if he was going to travel to the sink and wash the omelette from his hair. Instead, he paused at Naruto's side, grabbed a handful of rice and jammed it down the back of Naruto's shirt.

He was glowering. "Stop laughing like an idiot at things that aren't funny."

Naruto's laughter turned into a rather girlish scream at the feel of the sticky rice cascading down his back.

After a bit of pointless flailing and squirming, Naruto jumped up and grabbed all of his share of noodles in one fist and the front of Sasuke's uniform in the other. With a quick twist of the wrist he was able to undo one of the buttons behind Sasuke's black and green tie, giving him a hole just big enough to shove his handful of noodles down.

After letting out a disgusted grunt Sasuke shoved his hand, dripping with some sort of red sauce from NAruto's place beside him, against Naruto's chest and stumbled him backwards until Naruto's back hit the cabinetry.

With his free hand he untucked his shirt, letting the syrupy noodles splat onto the linoleum floor below, and he gagged in response to the gross feeling of noodles sticking to his skin, and the smell of smashed food mixed together.

Taking a calming breath he stared at Naruto, bringing his hand to the collar of Naruto's shirt, eying him dangerously even when Naruto seemed proud of what he had done.

Unable to stop his snickering, Naruto squirmed in an attempt untuck his shirt as well, shuddering as only some of the rice dislodged from his skin to fall to the ground.

"Y-you should have seen...your face," Naruto gasped out, trying his best not to laugh out loud in fear of further offending Sasuke. His attempts were futile if the tears in his eyes were anything to go by.

The sight of Naruto nearing uncontrollable laughter was enough to make Sasuke release him, more embarrassed than prideful anymore. He rolled his eyes and stalked away, unbuttoning his shirt in order to pull it's sticky insides away from his skin. He kept his back turned to Naruto, looking a bit like a kid who's been picked on.

Wiping the tears away from his eyes, Naruto continued to chuckle as he once again mimicked Sasuke's movements of unbuttoning his shirt, choosing to loosen and remove his tie as well so that he could take off his shirt completely to shake it out and brush the rice from his back.

"Hey man, I'm sorry about the vegetables. It was seriously an accident," Naruto apologized as he struggled to reach spots on his back that still felt as if they had rice stuck.

Sasuke was too busy rummaging through a storage closet to hear, or at least he was doing a brilliant job of pretending like he was deaf. When he emerged he chucked a piece of fabric towards Naruto, and clutched one close to his chest. It was a spare collared undershirt for the uniform, and Sasuke wasted no time silently taking off his stain-ruined one in order to replace it with the new.

He was frowning, and his lips were tight together, from anger or damaged pride Naruto didn't know.

Realizing he wasn't getting through to his pissed off friend, Naruto sighed as the situation stopped being so funny. Chimes sounded indicating the end of lunch, prompting Naruto to quickly fix his uniform so that he could get to class.

Unfortunately, he wasn't fast enough as the door slid open, causing both boys to jump and turn towards the wide eyed, shocked faces of several unfamiliar students.

Brain kicking into the 'deny everything' mode, Naruto shook his head and waved his hands in denial as he tried to explain what happened in English.

His response came in the form of exchanged glances and nervous apologies as the door slowly closed, as if to give the two a bit of privacy.

Sasuke stared in an irritated sort-of disbelief before bringing his hand up to his face and rubbing his temples. He took in a deep breath, slow and calm, long and deep, before yanking his attention to Naruto and letting loose an incredibly ferocious spiel that Naruto could barely understand.

The only word he did understand was 'baka'. And Sasuke said that many times.

After fuming and buttoning up the remainder of his collared shirt Sasuke did his best to hurriedly clean up their mess, shaking his head the entire time while he mumbled things to himself. As soon as he was finished he stalked to the doorway, only to turn and glare at Naruto.

"You..." he started, his voice nearly quivering with agitation. "You are not allowed to speak to me."

And with that he turned on his heels and started for the handle, anxious to get away from the situation at hand.

Still glued to his spot by the cabinet, it took a moment for Naruto to find his voice.

"Yeah, well...just so you know, this situation had nothing to do with anything I said to you in the first place!" he shouted after Sasuke departing form.

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Door slamming shut behind him, Naruto kicked off his shoes and dragged his feet into the living room where he collapsed face first onto the couch.

"Naruto? That you?" a deep voice called from somewhere within the house, to which Naruto merely grunted in reply.

This prompted the deep voice to make an appearance, revealing itself to be a nearly identical image of the boy - just much older.

"We're in Japan now," Naruto's father scolded. "You're supposed to announce 'I'm home' the second you walk through that door."

"I don't like Japan right now," Naruto grumbled childishly, turning his head to look up imploringly at his dad. "Is there any way to get transfer to some other country before I have to go to school tomorrow?"

Raising an brow, Naruto's father nudged his son's legs out of the way so that he could sit down. "Bad day?" he asked sympathetically.

"Yesterday, three people snuck me their lunches against my will, I got into a food fight, lost the only friend I've managed to make so far, and today the whole school thinks I'm gay and girls look at me and either laugh or start to cry. Japan sucks," Naruto concluded.

Naruto's father chuckled. "Wow. Last time I heard you complain like that was the very first time you ever moved," he reminisced.

"That's because Nebraska really did suck! Out of all the places we've ever been, the kids there were the only ones who gave me a hard time!" Naruto insisted.

"True, but you have to remember that things are different here in Japan," his father explained as he stood to retun to the kitchen where he had been struggling to cook dinner. "I doubt anyone's intentionally trying to make things harder for you. Just give it some time. You'll make new friends and maybe even find a nice girl to court and the rumors will vanish just like that!"

Naruto snorted at his dad's retreating figure. No one ever used the term 'courting' anymore.

Reaching Out ch. 1

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:17:04 GMT

That last RP may have been a bit of a dud, but it did lead us to this new one! And it comes in CHAPTERS! *gasp*

Title: Reaching Out
Rating: currently low/nonexistant
Disclaimer: We don't own, we just play.
Warning: Takes place in Japan with very shaky knowledge of the culture.
Summary: Having moved to Japan thanks to his father being transferred, Naruto finds he has a hard time fitting in due to his looks. Luckily, there is one person willing to look out for him...provided his mood allows it.

Tugging at the collar of his uniform, Naruto Uzumaki entered the halls of what was hopefully his last school before he graduated high school.

As an army brat, he was used to being dragged all over the United States every time his father was reassigned to a different base, but to suddenly be shipped to Japan was a whole new ballpark, the fact that he had been given warning long ago and had plenty of time to study the language notwithstanding.

Making his way up to the top floor where all the third year classrooms were located, he did his best to ignore the stares and giggles of the boys and girls around him, feeling a bit awkward and bulky in his school uniform despite it fitting perfectly.

He blamed the feeling on everyone else in sight being shorter than him.

Rounding a corner, he kept his eyes glued to the signs over the classroom doors, not really paying attention to those in front of him, having quickly grown used to people getting out of his way simply because he was obviously a foreigner.

"You're going the wrong way," a voice said from behind him, and when he turned he was greeted with a face that wasn't entirely friendly. It wasn't callous either, simply uninterested. With his school uniform looking prestigiously perfect--spare his undershirt collar being one button short of completely done--the speaker looked like a model straight from a magazine.

When Naruto didn't seem to reply fast enough, the stranger did something that caught him even more off guard. He spoke English, and spoke it well. "You don't understand? Wrong way." He emphasized, almost condescendingly.

Naruto blinked, completely caught off guard by both the other boy's looks and ability to speak English clearly enough for Naruto to comprehend without needing to decipher it.

"Uhm, yeah," Naruto replied in casual Japanese, never one to quite remember his manners. "Are you sure? Because the numbers..." he trailed off his his pointing finger and eyes followed the numbers several doors further to find that they hit a dead end.

"This way," the stranger said again, still speaking English. It was apparent that he thought Naruto probably couldn't speak Japanese but Naruto hardly had time to argue as the other boy disappeared into a crowd of students.

The numbers that were neglected where Naruto previously was picked up where this stranger had led him and with a dull explanation, the Japanese student pointed up at one. "Evens on this side, and the odds are where you were."

"Oh." Naruto nodded his head absently in understanding. "Thanks. Uhm...how did you know which class I'm going to?"

The stranger stared for a minute before replying, "All transfer students get the same classes first. I was confused at first, too."

There was a pause before he started again. "Are you going to get lost again?"

Naruto was about to shoot back with 'How do *you* know I'm a transfer student?' before remembering just where he was.

Instead, he just shrugged. "As long as there's a kind soul like yourself looking out for me from afar, I'm pretty sure I'll be okay," he said in English with a small grin.

"Why you would come here without knowing any Japanese, I have no idea," the stranger said in perfect Japanese before turning around, shaking his head.

Watching him leave until he blended perfectly into the crowd of identical Asians, Naruto turned and headed to the classroom, contemplating on how assumptions such as a language barrier would play to his advantage when out in public.

Unfortunately, the language barrier wasn't a real issue, as Naruto was forced to discover later in the day when attempting to find the cafeteria - a task made difficult when so many students brought lunches from home and were free to eat wherever they wanted. It was his looks that seemed to be the real barrier. And no matter how many kind souls were out there, regardless of what language Naruto used to ask for directions, he would find himself subjected to dreamy stares and glazed eyes as every last boy and girl seemed to drift off in some unbidden fantasy at the sight of his blond hair and blue eyes.

Growing a bit frustrated as the growls in his stomach approached a nearly audible level, Naruto began to seriously consider just stealing the lunch of one of the first years when he spotted what he hoped was a familiar face.

Feeling a bit unsure, however, he remained silent until he was close enough to see that the top button was undone of this student's uniform. This had to be the same boy...who was yet again looking at him like he was an idiot.

"They sell bentos at any local supermarket," the stranger said with disbelief in his eyes. "Or did your mom never teach you how to pack a lunch?" He crossed his arms for measure, looking as though he was thinking, 'what on earth am I going to do with you?'

Naruto made a soft, uncomfortable noise in the back of his throat at the mention of his mother and accompanied it with a shrug. "I guess I missed that memo? Is there anywhere on campus that sells food?" he asked, curbing the subject to make sure it remained solidly on him hopefully getting fed.

The stranger took a scaling breath. "What's your name?"

Naruto's signature charismatic grin flashed as he replied, "Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Right. My name is Sasuke. If you want the edible food you have to get here earlier." He pointed to a small inlet that appeared to be the school's cafeteria, now haunted by starving students such as himself with no food salvaged from an earlier rush.

"I don't usually care about exchange students, so don't get the wrong idea and start following me around." The comment made more sense when the stranger named Sasuke shoved his bento into Naruto's hands. "I wasn't hungry anyway."

Looking down at the wrapped container he was now magically holding, Naruto breathed in deeply the delicious yet odd aroma that came from the box. "You sure?" he asked before frowning a bit. "You make me sound like some stray dog."

"You are," Sasuke clarified. "Did you want to eat here or in one of the upstairs classrooms?" Sasuke was careful to keep his eyes locked on Naruto, and his expression was an odd form of welcoming.

"Er..." Naruto looked around and noticed for the first time a disturbing lack of tables and chairs in the vicinity. "I guess I'll take it back to my classroom. Why? Did you want your container back right away? I can wash it out and return it on our next break if that's what you're worried about..."

Taking the lead for them to go and find an unoccupied classroom, Sasuke frowned. "I have plenty of Tupperware containers. I'm more worried that you're going to end up lost somewhere and being taken advantage of because well," Sasuke paused and raised an eyebrow at him, his lips still curved in a serious frown. "look at you."

Not bothering to embellish his explanation Sasuke continued down one of the longer side hallways, nodding politely to a few teachers who passed by. He turned into what appeared to be an art room, and as luck would have it, it was empty.

"You'll do fine making friends," Sasuke said passively. It was a comment that seemed to speak more than was said. Somehow it felt more like Sasuke was saying, "First days are always difficult."

Naruto frowned as he sat down at the cleanest table that he could find - it was apparent that today's lesson had involved lots of clay. "I'm normally fine with making friends," he felt compelled to explain as he began to struggle with the knot that held the napkin around the bento box closed. "But seriously, you'd think half the students here have never seen a foreigner before."

Sasuke pocketed his hands before wandering over to a window and glancing outside, looking bored. "You're the first foreigner that *looks* like a foreigner to come here," he said.

Barely sparing a glance up as Sasuke moved about, Naruto triumphantly undid the knot and opened the container only to find himself meet the most disheartening sight in the world - chopsticks.

He was going to die of starvation at this rate.

Fumbling to hold the two sticks properly between his fingers, he kept up the conversation. "What about you?" he asked, popping a piece of chicken into his mouth with his other hand when Sasuke wasn't looking. "Where are you from and stuff?"

Sasuke didn't turn to look back, even at the painstaking sounds of Naruto fumbling with his food. His words came easily enough. "Los Angeles."

Naruto nodded, but didn't comment right away. He had figured from the get-go that Sasuke had been to the States for a sizable portion of his life what with how perfectly he spoke English. "Does everyone else know that?" When Sasuke didn't answer right away, Naruto elaborated. "I mean, I'm assuming your Japanese is pretty spot on, and since you don't really *look* like a foreigner, is it something people would even ask?"

Sasuke turned around and leaned back against the sill, bracketing his hands against it. He stared at the ceiling as he talked, almost as though he wasn't entirely comfortable explaining it.

"Americanized Japanese stands out here almost as much as your hair. I look the part, but I don't necessarily fit in."

Naruto looked up from his now mess of a meal, surprised. "They can tell that sort of thing?" he asked, referring to pretty much every Japanese citizen within the country.

Sasuke gave him a wry look, almost as if he was surprised Naruto would even ask.

"Japan isn't like the US." The comment was very succinct and clipped. After a minute he added, "There's a sense of one-ness here that is hard to describe. You'll see. It's a culture that has changed over time by itself, not like the states, where new cultures tear the old ones down until the sense of 'society' is 'melting pot'. There's a certain beauty to it, but I couldn't tell you which I prefer."

Sasuke crossed his hands over his chest again and glanced outside, seemingly interested in whatever was happening down below on the sports field. His eyes flickered a bit before he turned his attention to Naruto. "What about you? What's your story, being way out here?"

Naruto shrugged, swallowing the last of the meat in the meal and standing, having giving up completely on the rice. Massaging his cramped hand and mentally cursing all chopsticks, he moved to stand by Sasuke and gazed out the window.

"My dad's in the army and was transferred out here," Naruto explained simply. "We don't live on base, though, because his salary is high enough to afford the cost of living with no problem and because I hate going to school with military brats."

Sasuke was quiet for a moment before he shrugged. "I wouldn't know what that's like."

It seemed like that was as much of an answer as Naruto was going to get before Sasuke stepped away from him and moved clean up the remaining bento lunch. "You don't strike me as the type of person who likes to move around a lot."

Naruto hurried forward and tried to shoo Sasuke away from the mess of rice that was scattered about where he had been sitting so he could clean up his embarrassment himself.

"It's all I've really known for a while now," Naruto explained. "I mean, yeah, it sucks sometimes, but my dad's really taught me how to enjoy seeing new places." He straightened, his cupped hands filled with rice as he looked for a trash can. "But maybe when I'm way older I'll be a hermit or something, just to know what its like to stay in one place."

"How long will you be here?" Sasuke asked suddenly. It was odd, because even though it was a perfectly natural question to ask, there was a somewhat desperate sound to it. Sasuke didn't seem to notice, or perhaps he hadn't meant it to sound that way. He merely continued to watch as Naruto searched for a waste basket, a look of amusement hiding whatever expression he had worn for the question.

The tone gave Naruto pause and he turned to look back at Sasuke with an almost questioning look before offering him a reassuring smile. "We're guaranteed to be here for at least two years. After that they might either transfer my dad somewhere else or ask him to stay a little longer. But it won't really matter with me since I'll be going to college by then."

Giving up on his search for the trash can, Naruto headed back to the open window and dumped the rice outside, watching as it landed into the bushes lining the side of the building.

"The birds will eat that," Sasuke said. Strangely enough, he didn't really reply to Naruto's statement. "Where are you living then?"

Sasuke pulled up his arm to reveal a pricy looking wrist-watch and frowned. "Classes will start again soon."

Nodding, Naruto brushed off his hands and followed Sasuke to the door. "I'm near the...Kyu-chu? Kanto? Kunyo line?" he guessed, completely forgetting the name of the bus route that was by his neighborhood.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Kyushu?"

"Uhm...yes?" Naruto answered hesitantly. "The one with all the lines in the name?"

Sasuke snorted. "You live by me."

There was a chime that sounded, ending their lunch period, and Sasuke turned abruptly towards the door. His mood seemed to have changed, going from friendly and helpful to the attitude of an evasive stranger he had earlier in the day.

"Bring a lunch tomorrow," he said narrowly, not turning to see if Naruto would hear.

Naruto rushed forward to follow, only to once again lose sight of Sasuke in the sea of dark-haired students as everyone went about returning to their classrooms. With a sigh, Naruto shoved his hands in his pockets and looked up at the room number above the door before trudging off to try and re-find his class.

Despite being so abruptly blown off, Naruto couldn't help but smile. As far as first days went, this one wasn't so bad.

"Thanks, Sasuke."

Chapter 2

Dinner Never Served

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:22:16 GMT

Title: Dinner Never Served
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
RP Style: Normal

Summary: Sasuke's battle for sanity in the world known as 'your job' becomes that much harder when a certain patron enjoys pestering him every night.

Sasuke's lips moved as he read the sign he'd seen a million times but never imagined he'd be employed under. *The Burnt Tongue*. It was the most ridiculous title for a college based restaurant he had ever heard, and lord knew no sane person would dare try any food that hinted there was pain involved. But the culinary students had never been the ordinary type and he counted his blessings that they had at least hired him on as a waiter for their student dinner nights.

He was a decent chef in his own kitchen, so he had hoped he could finagle his way to the back room and whip up some of his native masterpieces, but unfortunately, preparation only fell to those with teh degree. And since his degree was medicine, of course they made him a waiter, because most certainly every doctor loved people and social interaction.

He snorted at the thought and glared at a little kid that absently mumbled something about more ketchup with an outstretched hand, and after a sharp intake of breath on Sasuke's part the kid stepped away slowly and disappeared from sight.

This was going to be a long night.

He was getting ready to demand a soda for himself from one of the culinary students he did happen to know that worked there when a familiar face appeared before him, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Sasuke felt his face fall and his tongue go dry in his mouth.

"Can you please learn how to cook?" He said with finality. After all, if the blond-haired blue-eyed boy in front of him could whip up his own meal, Sasuke wouldn't have to deal with him and his complaints every single night.

Rather than draw back in offense like most people would, the blond simply allowed his smile to grow almost painfully bigger.

"You need a kitchen to learn how to cook, and the dorms don't really come with those," Naruto replied in greeting. "Besides! The food here is free! Kind of."

Sasuke glared. "Live off top ramen then."

There was a loud crackle and boom from the back, symbolizing that one of the students had most likely dropped a piece of plateware. A headache Sasuke hadn't even realized existed made his temples pulse and he let out a pained sigh.

"Tell me what you want."

This time Naruto did pout. "You don't make a very good waiter, you know. You're supposed to say stuff that makes me want to come back! Like 'Our meals are healthy AND good for you!' or 'Wow, Naruto! You look good in that shirt. What's the occasion?' or 'You know, next week the culinary students will be preparing fillet minion. Since you're here so often, I'll put a few extra slices aside just for you because you're so awesome.'"

"Our meals aren't healthy and on occasion they can be good. That shirt looks horrible on you and you wasted good money purchasing it. I have no idea what the menu will be next week since I don't intend on still being employed here. And since I'm so *awesome*, or so you say, I'll give you some good advice."

Another loud crash sounded from the back room and Sasuke almost sounded genuinely sincere. "Don't eat here tonight."

Ignoring all advice and insults, Naruto's eyes widened. "Why? Are you getting fired??"

"Yes," Sasuke replied sarcastically. "I'm getting fired tonight an I couldn't bear if you were here to witness it."

"How do you know?" Naruto leaned back and pointed an accusatory finger. "You're doing this for some fraternity initiation, aren't you? You better not do anything to my food!"

There was a long moment of silence before Sasuke's lips moved to respond. "Do I look like someone who would join a fraternity?"

He was positive his sour expression didn't hint he loved rainbows and lollipops and babysitting small children during springtime picnics. Fraternities implied you enjoyed *people* and Sasuke merely enjoyed solitude.

"What," Sasuke looked bored. "Are you *just* discovering that I'm an introvert?" Another loud crash sounded from behind him and a student stumbled out, dressed in a huge raincoat and scarf that covered almost every inch of his skin. Even in the dark interior lighting of the restaurant, the guy even had sunglasses on.

"Did you start a fire or something?" Sasuke asked sardonically, and the other student, just as serious as Sasuke, said nothing, save turn to look at Naruto.

"Good evening, Uzumaki."

"Mm, I guess you really aren't," Naruto said softly in response to the previous question before turning his smile back on for the newcomer. "Hi, Shino! Hey, can you make sure I get an extra large serving today? I'm starving!"

"I can accommodate that." Shino said politely. "What did he order, Sasuke?"

Sasuke's lips threatened to pull themselves into an awkward sort of frown when he suddenly smirked. "Whatever Haruno is making."

Another crash sounded and even from behind Shino's sunglasses an eyebrow raised.

"Haruno?" Naruto echoed. "Who's that? Is he new? Is his food good? How good are his soups? What about his pasta? Can I try his pasta? Is tonight even pasta night??" Craning his head around towards the entrance of the place, Naruto made an effort to see the sign that announced the specials for the night despite it being well out of his sight.

Shino didn't respond right away which was never a good sign.

"Haruno is..."

"--amazing? A natural? Wicked beautiful?" A smart-looking strawberry blonde emerged from the kitchen doors behind both Sasuke and Shino, smiling as though she truly owned each of her words as a definition of her person. She slung an arm around Sasuke's shoulder, a move that made him stiffen and his lips purse, and glanced at Naruto.

"Ooooh. Are you a friend of Sasuke's?" She sounded like she truly hoped this was the case.

For a moment, Naruto sat in shock. Not only had this girl just emerged from the kitchen wearing the usual chef's uniform, but she was extremely pretty as well. "Pretty girls don't become chefs," Naruto stated, not realizing he was speaking out loud. "Who's Sasuke?"

Sakura blushed and Sasuke's lip twitched. It was all he needed for teh greatest pain in his existence to know his identity now. He shrugged Sakura off his shoulder and demanded her to, "Go cook him something."

Shino glanced carefully between the three other people before mutely answering Naruto's question. "This is Sasuke."

Sasuke groaned.

"He's amazing!" Sakura added, not quite compelled to leave just yet. "He's working here to prove he's not a spoiled brat!"

Sasuke blinked and turned briskly to the side. "That's it. I quit."

What? He told me his name was Sam Tien Wong and that he was working here to send money to China to save the baby panda bears!" Naruto contradicted loudly, the hurt and betrayal at being told otherwise shining through his overly expressive eyes.

Sakura's mouth dropped open and her eyes were full of confusion, and Shino made an uncomfortable sound in his throat.

Sasuke began to unbutton his ceremonial waitering blouse and cleared his throat. "Same thing."

Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, his expression unchanging. "You...lied to me?" His bottom lip nearly quivered.

"Oh please," Sasuke muttered after unbuttoning the last button of his blouse. Underneath he was wearing a simple black t-shirt that was pristinely tucked into his trousers.

Sakura was looking more accepting of the statement by the minute, though she had become suspiciously attuned to the way Sasuke's fingers maneuvered around the buttons of his now absent blouse. In fact, it didn't seem to have even crossed her mind that he had just fired himself for his waitering position.

"When I first met Sasuke Uchiha, he told me that he was he heir to a family fortune," he said sublimely.

Sakura snapped her fingers and nodded. "That one *is* true," she confirmed.

When Sasuke began walking away, she shouted. "Hey you! Oh no you don't!"

"But...What about the baby pandas?" Naruto asked Shino.

SAsuke turned to answer Naruto, not Sakura, only because he felt the compelling urge to quell the excitement that had drawn the attention of the late-night eating crowd as though they were performing a skit.

"I leave them to you."

And with that he turned on his heels and tossed his blouse onto the back of an empty chair, all before dismissing himself from the dim lighting of the first job he had ever managed to get.

Untitled Reborn/Lambo

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:15:24 GMT

Lambo: Hows your assignment going?

Reborn: Don’t ask me stupid questions. I’m busy.

Lambo: Oh. Sorry.
Lambo: …does this mean you havent finished it yet?

Reborn: Yes.

Lambo: …Really?

Reborn: Yes.

Lambo: Okay…
Lambo: Why is it taking you so long?

Reborn: Why are you bothering me?
Reborn: If you lost your horn again, call Tsuna.

Lambo: I already told the Tenth. He said to report it missing to the authorities.

Reborn: I’m not the authorities.

Lambo: W-well I wasnt reporting it to you.

Reborn: Why are you stuttering. What do you want?

Lambo: Nothing. I was just wondering when you would be back is all…

Reborn: I’m not going to fight with you.

Lambo: Why not?

Reborn: I’m busy, Lambo.

Lambo: Why? Why is this assignment taking you so long?

Reborn: Because you’re bothering me.

Lambo: I wasnt bothering you earlier. Why didnt you complete your mission then?

Reborn: What do you want from me, Lambo?

Lambo: I-I dont want anything…

Reborn: Liar. Tell me the truth.

Lambo: Really! The Tenth told me to guard his office while hes gone. Its boring.

Reborn: You want me to entertain you?

Lambo: Like…a game?

Reborn: Why are you acting shy?

Lambo: Eh? Im not acting anything…

Reborn: Fine. A game.

Lambo: I dont know…your games are hard and have heavy penalties…

Reborn: If you’re afraid then stop bugging me.

Lambo: Im not afraid!

Reborn: The here are the rules. 5 questions to guess why I havent finished my assignment yet. For every wrong answer you take off a piece of clothing.

Lambo: You want me to take my clothes off??

Reborn: No clothes means no hidden weapons. If you lose you lose your pride as well as the game.

Lambo: But youre not even here for me to use any weapons or anything.

Reborn: Tsuna will be. And if you harm the tenth due to your boredom I’ll be very disappointed.

Lambo: The Tenth isnt even here. And I would never harm him!!

Reborn: Are you going to argue or guess.

Lambo: …Is it really a difficult job?

Reborn: Hn. I’ll let you have that one. Yes, extremely difficult. Next question.

Lambo: Really? How difficult?

Reborn: Take off your shirt. Your question doesn’t apply to your goal. How difficult it is, is irrelevant.

Lambo: My shirt?? You didnt say anything about choosing which clothes I had to remove!

Reborn: You’re complaining?

Lambo: N-no…

Reborn: Good. Next question.

Lambo: Er…you keep getting distracted?

Reborn: Very nice. You’re catching on. Two more.

Lambo: If I get a question right, do you have to remove your clothes?

Reborn: Would you like me to?

Lambo: Well…its only fair, right?

Reborn: You’re so demanding, Lambo. Do you want to choose what I remove as well?

Lambo: Its mean to say Im demanding when youre the one offering. I think you should take off your shirt as well.

Reborn: I offered because I hate your whining. Done. Next question.

Lambo: I wasnt whining!

Reborn: Youre wasting my time by whining now.

Lambo: Youre cruel. Are you taking your frustrations out on me because youre losing your edge?

Reborn: I’m trying to get you naked since you’ve wanted me to undress you since the first moment you decided to text me. Tell me, Lambo, are you even wearing enough for me to tell you to take it off?
Reborn: And your insults mean nothing. I will always be able to read you like a book.

Lambo: W-what??

Reborn: You still want to play shy, pretending like you didn’t intend on me seducing you, knowing just as well as me that my assignment was called off?
Reborn: Tell me when you’re naked Lambo, and I’ll give you what you’ve been wanting.

Lambo: B-but if your assignment was called off, why arent you back yet?

Reborn: Because we were playing a game. I was about to win.

Lambo: You were not! I had 2 out of 5!

Reborn: I always win. You want me to win.

Lambo: No I dont! One day Ill beat you!

Reborn: Take off the rest of your clothes, Lambo. You’re making me impatient.

Lambo: That’s cheating...

Reborn: I already gave you the answer. Playing shy will only make this harder for you.

Lambo: ...Are you going to take all your clothes off too?

Reborn: No. You’re going to do this alone and I’m going to watch you through surveillance.

Lambo: Youre watching me right now??
Lambo: …the Tenth said I could have that candy I found in his desk.

Reborn: Don’t pretend this isn’t how you imagined it, Lambo. Me making you come while you wonder just what angle I’m watching you from or just how desperate you look.

Reborn: I don’t like being ignored, Lambo.

Lambo: I-I dont know what youre talking about.

Reborn: I’m going to go do something else. Goodnight.

Lambo: W-what?? Wait! Dont leave!

Reborn: I have no reason to stay, if you insist on playing these games.

Lambo: But…Im naked!

Reborn: Do you want me to continue, Lambo, with no more interruptions?

Lambo: …yes…

Reborn: I love the Tenth’s office. Especially the copper-plated full length mirror Dino gifted him. Stand in front of it. Tell me what you want me to do to you.

Lambo: …I want you to touch me…so my eyes can follow the path your hands take…when you tease me.

Reborn: If I was there beside you, I’d tie your hands behind your back with that ridiculous cow shirt of yours and settle my fingers on either side of your waist, watching from behind as you eyed them, silently begging for them to do more.

Lambo: Why do you always intentionally tease me, Reborn?

Reborn: Because you like it.

Lambo: Touch me more?

Reborn: Mm. Watch my fingers, Lambo. They curve around your waist, sliding over your abdomen. I won’t press hard enough to satisfy you, only trace a path you can’t help but follow with your eyes.
Reborn: I’ll stop at your belly button, holding my finger against it, rubbing against its edges in smooth and circular motions, dipping in and pulling out, watching that expression on your face.
Reborn: You want that motion, that temptation, but you want it lower. I know exactly what you’re thinking, always.

Lambo: More…?

Reborn: I want you to pretend your hands are mine. Start them at your thighs and lead them upwards, over your abdomen, onto your chest. There are places there you want to be touched, correct?

Lambo: Yes…Touch me there…

Reborn: Touch yourself there. Rub yourself there. Let me see you tilt your head and moan as your nipples harden, all while you pretend my fingers are bringing you such pleasure.

Lambo: R-Reborn…I want more…

Reborn: You’re so greedy, Lambo, but I want to hear you say it. What do you want? Tell me.

Lambo: I want you to touch me…down there.

Reborn: Down where? Are you afraid to say it?

Lambo: No…

Reborn: Then where do you want my hands, Lambo?

Lambo: On my cock.

Reborn: Show me. Look in that mirror and touch yourself, pretending it’s me. I want to see how you want me to feel you, touch you, take you.

Lambo: Are…are you really watching?

Reborn: Of course. The number one rule in being a hitman is knowing your target; reading their every move. So move, Lambo. I want to watch you.

Lambo: Youre just going to watch? You wont participate on your end?

Reborn: You want me to tell you how to please yourself?

Lambo: N-no! I mean…youre not going to…you know…while you watch me?

Reborn: Mm? I’m already hard for you, teasing myself while I wait for your little show. My patience, however, is waning.

Lambo: Oh. Sorry. Ill uh…start.

Reborn: How would you have me begin?

Lambo: H-how would I-??

Reborn: Your hands, Lambo. Pretend they’re mine. Where would you have them start on you?

Lambo: Uhm, here. On my chest. And then trail down…like this…to just below my belly button.

Reborn: You’re ticklish, Lambo. Are you sure you want me teasing you there?

Lambo: Well you usually pass through there fast enough on your way down to my pants that it doesnt tickle that much.

Reborn: Hmmm. My fingers are sinking lower…I feel you quivering—have you wanted me that badly?

Lambo: Y-yes…Youve been gone a long time…

Reborn: I have, haven’t I? Which part of me did you miss most?

Lambo: Your hands…your voice…your body…your cock…

Reborn: All of me?

Lambo: Yeah…I suppose. Reborn, Im so hard right now…

Reborn: How do you want me to stroke you?

Lambo: Fast…I dont want to get caught by the Tenth…

Reborn: Alright. Spread your legs so I can thrust you in my hand properly, squeezing every time my fingers grip the base of your cock.

Lambo: Oh God…

Reborn: I’ll let my cock slip between your thighs, riding against you, never quite entering you as I match the rhythm of my hand, back and forth, faster, harder.

Lambo: Yes…God…Just like that…

Reborn: You’re being too gentle, Lambo. Harder.

Lambo: But I-Ill end up coming

Reborn: That’s the goal, isn’t it? Besides, Tsuna just got home. Gokudera will keep him distracted long enough…so keep going.

Lambo: Hes home??

Reborn: Don’t mind it. Use your free hand to tease your entrance…I’m as close as you are.

Lambo: I…I dont want to be teased…

Reborn: Then thrust your fingers in. I’d rather hear you moan than whine.

Lambo: R-Reborn! My cock…its leaking for you…!

Reborn: Mm. You’ll have to remind me what you taste like. That’s it; push your hips forward just like that. Does it feel good to sink down on your fingers?
Reborn: Can you reach that spot? Moan for me.

Lambo: That…? Ooh…Reborn I want to come. Let me come for you…

Reborn: That’s it. Come for me. I’ll even come for you, mio vacca.

Lambo: Dont call me – ah…!
Lambo: …I hate you so much.

Reborn: Hm? Judging by the way you’ve fallen to your knees, I’d think you were quite pleased with me.

Lambo: I dont want to get off on just my imagination anymore.

Reborn: Then come get off on me.

Lambo: Where are you?

Reborn: You’re a Bovino. Find me. You should at least be able to do that.

Lambo: Give me a clue?

Reborn: Follow the wire of the camera above you, idioza.

Lambo: …oh. How long has that been there?

Reborn: Long enough. I like how focused on me you become when you can’t control your libido.

Lambo: I dont. Its distracting.

Reborn: Don’t make me prove you wrong. You know I always win.

Lambo: But dont you sometimes cheat to win?

Reborn: I never cheat. I take advantage of your weaknesses. Namely me.

Lambo: Teach me how to be stronger against you.

Reborn: Mm? For you that’s impossible.

Lambo: Why not?

Reborn: Because the moment you see me you’ll get hard again. You’ll beg me to dominate you. You like me winning even if you won’t admit it.

Lambo: …I wont this time. Just you watch!
Lambo: …This wire is really long.

Reborn: Keep going. You’re close.
Reborn: There you go. Come to me, Lambo.

Lambo: The door is locked…

“Now it isn’t.”

Naruto RP: "Chicago"

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:06:02 GMT

woot! Reyn here with a crack-ish RP to kick this journal off!

NARUTO: Sasuke, I’m really sorry, but I have to cancel for tomorrow.

SASUKE: Ha! You owe me $40.

NARUTO: What?? Why?!

SASUKE: Because you just lost our bet.

NARUTO: What? No no, this bet has to be voided.

SASUKE: Don’t be such a sore loser. I told you you’d have to cancel.

NARUTO: Yeah, but I did everything I could to *not* cancel!

SASUKE: You still just canceled. $40.

NARUTO: But I don’t have $40…Let me make it up to you some other way.

SASUKE: Just because I love you I’ll humor you. How else would you like to pay me?

NARUTO: …in kisses? :D

SASUKE: Try again.

NARUTO: What’s wrong with kisses?

SASUKE: $40 buys me a new razor. A kiss only buys you time.

NARUTO: a razor? For 40 dollars??

SASUKE: I need a special razor for my delicate features. You know this.

NARUTO: Sasuke, you don’t even have facial hair!

SASUKE: Because I have a good razor.

NARUTO: I’ve never seen you with a morning beard.

SASUKE: And you never will. Now buy me my razor.

NARUTO: Are you sure you need the razor and didn’t just start shaving in middle school, assuming the hair would grow in eventually?

SASUKE: Are you sure you want to challenge my routines in personal hygiene?

NARUTO: Does it have to be a razor?

SASUKE: If you go pirate on me and give me a piece of glass to shave with I’ll stare blankly at you.

NARUTO: …Sasuke, you don’t HAVE facial hair!

SASUKE: Because I shave on a regular basis with a GOOD razor! If I wanted the San Antonio tundra on my chin like you, I wouldn’t be buying a special shaving kit.

NARUTO: I do NOT have a tundra!

SASUKE: Sometimes you do.

NARUTO: :(

SASUKE: I didn’t say I hated it.

NARUTO: You wouldn’t have insulted it if you liked it.

SASUKE: I wouldn’t have commented at all if you weren’t implying I never hit puberty.

NARUTO: You definitely hit puberty. Not all guys are hairy apes is all I’m saying.

SASUKE: You’re not a hairy ape. But you still do owe me forty bucks.

NARUTO: What? No, I mean you don’t have to have a complex since you have no body hair.

SASUKE: A complex about what? Having no body hair?

NARUTO: Yes. You don’t need to over compensate by using a 40 dollar razor.

SASUKE: I cut myself with other razors.

NARUTO: D8 suicide is not the answer!!

SASUKE: I cut my face, moron.

NARUTO: …Oh.

SASUKE: You think I’d commit suicide over a beard?

NARUTO: No, but your message was a little vague…

SASUKE: Fine, you don’t have to pay me.

NARUTO: …really?

SASUKE: Yes. I don’t have the energy to argue about this anymore. So what made you cancel? Your boss again?

NARUTO: Uhm…kind of. I was tricked into traveling to Chicago for business.

SASUKE: You need to learn to say no to your boss.

NARUTO: I did say no!

SASUKE: Which is why you’re canceling.

NARUTO: No, I’m canceling because it is physically impossible to get to you.

SASUKE: Because you’ll be in Chicago, because you couldn’t tell your boss no.

NARUTO: I did tell him no!! But then he offered to buy me lunch and I got so tired I fell asleep and woke up here with only my driver’s license and a briefcase for work!
NARUTO: …and my phone.

SASUKE: I don’t believe you. But it’s fine. We’ll re-schedule it for when you get back.

NARUTO: why don’t you believe me??

SASUKE: You’re telling me you’re in Chicago right now because your boss drugged you and sent you there?

NARUTO: …omg! That didn’t occur to me! Is that even legal?

SASUKE: No Naruto. No, it’s not.

NARUTO: What should I do? Should I quit??

SASUKE: I’m going to go find your boss. He’ll be quitting by the time I’m done with him.

NARUTO: Don’t confront him! He knows kung fu! I think he used to be an assassin!

SASUKE: Who said I even planned on getting out of my car?

NARUTO: YOU’RE GOING TO RUN HIM OVER?

SASUKE: If he doesn’t pay for you to come home on the next flight, I just might.

NARUTO: Sasuke, you could go to JAIL for that!!

SASUKE: Naruto, I won’t kill him. But you *will* be receiving a ticket home in the next 20 minutes.

NARUTO: …really?

SASUKE: Promise.

NARUTO: Okay…

SASUKE: You need a new job. I don’t like this Kakashi fellow.

NARUTO: Why? What’s he saying? Tell him I didn’t mean to draw on his presentation boards!

SASUKE: He didn’t’ say much. I demanded he get you back here or I’d ruin his procreation abilities and then he proceeded to ask me if I wanted a job.

NARUTO: Oi, don’t steal my job!

SASUKE: Why would I want your job after all of this? I don’t even want you to have this job.

NARUTO: Because it pays good and makes it possible for me to afford your 40 dollar razors even if I think they’re ridiculous.

SASUKE: Quit and live with me.

NARUTO: But what would I do with myself while youre at work?

SASUKE: Write that book you’re always talking about.

NARUTO: Oh yeah! I wonder if my boss will let me quit…

SASUKE: Just don’t show up.

NARUTO: I can’t dot hat! This guy naked Shino did that once…he came back a month later with an ankle bracelet that we’re not allowed to talk about.

SASUKE: Have Kakashi try that on you. I’m not afraid of him and you shouldn’t be either.

NARUTO: But I don’t want him to try it on me!

SASUKE: I won’t let him come near you.

NARUTO: You don’t get it. He *knows* you now.

SASUKE: I’m not afraid of your boss. Did you get your ticket request yet?

NARUTO: Yeah, but he told me about this great restaurant, so my flight’s been pushed back to a later one. The food here is *really* good!

SASUKE: Naruto. Get on the plane. Now.

NARUTO: But this is like the BEST pizza in the world! What’s wrong with waiting an hour for the next flight?

SASUKE: Because after lunch he’ll come up with something else for you to do out there.

NARUTO: …the fact that you can predict what he’ll do doesn’t sit well with me.

SASUKE: The fact that you * can’t* predict it doesn’t sit well with me.

NARUTO: You’re not related to him or anything, are you?

SASUKE: No, I just happen to be as smart as him. Now come home.

NARUTO: Okay. I love you.

SASUKE: Good. I love you too. Straight home. I don’t care if he offers you a million dollars—get on the next flight.

NARUTO: …Do you really think he’ll offer me a million dollars?

SASUKE: If you love me more than a million dollars it doesn’t matter what he might or might not do.

NARUTO: Itll matter if he fires me.

SASUKE: If he fires you, you’ll come stay with me and get a better job.

NARUTO: But I don’t want him to fire me…

SASUKE: Whatever. Just come home.

NARUTO: So…since I’m coming home and *will* make it back in time for our plans not to be canceled…does this mean I won our bet?

SASUKE: It means I forgive you by default. And that we’re going out for dinner.

NARUTO: What? Forgive me? But what about the bet?

SASUKE: I’ll feel guilty keeping our bet when the reason you lost is your naïveté.

NARUTO: Getting drugged has nothing to do with being naïve.

SASUKE: Trusting a boss who has the potential to drug you, however, is.

NARUTO: It was free food!

SASUKE: That’s no excuse.

NARUTO: It’s not an excuse, it’s an explanation.

SASUKE: An explanation that happens to be an excuse.

NARUTO: Is not! So…what will we do for dinner tonight?

SASUKE: I want Chinese.

NARUTO: …this is going to be on me tonight, isn’t it.

SASUKE: No. Since you’re quitting your job, I’ll pay.

NARUTO: Wait, what? I never agreed to quit!

SASUKE: Not yet.

NARUTO: Sasuke, its my *job*. I can’t just up and quit because you don’t like my boss.

SASUKE: Um, your boss just drugged you and left you to fend for yourself in Chicago with only your briefcase and your phone.

NARUTO: For business purposes!

SASUKE: So it would be totally okay with you if my boss chloroformed me, stuck me on a plane, landed me in California and told me to close a loan?

NARUTO: Of course not!
NARUTO: …oh.

SASUKE: Exactly. I care about you too much for you to be so reckless.

NARUTO: What if Kakashi promises never to do anything like that again?

SASUKE: I don’t trust your boss.

NARUTO: Yeah, but you think like him. So if *you* promise, then *he’ll* promise as well.

SASUKE: I don’t make deals with the devil.

NARUTO: Fine. Think like an angel and my boss will too.

SASUKE: You think I have that ability?

NARUTO: Uhm…yes?

SASUKE: It’s flattering you think so highly of me.

NARUTO: Well yeah! Cuz youre perfect!

SASUKE: um…thank you.

NARUTO: You seem surprised.

SASUKE: I am. No one has ever said that to me.

NARUTO: What? You liar. Im sure you’ve heard it so many times that you either drone it out or have just forgotten.

SASUKE: I honestly have never heard that form anyone other than you.

NARUTO: *doesn’t believe you*

SASUKE: Why would I lie?

NARUTO: I don’t know. To make me feel special.

SASUKE: You already are special.
SASUKE: Ed.

NARUTO: Ha ha. Very mature.

SASUKE: I thought you’d like that.
SASUKE: So are you getting on the plane yet?

NARUTO: Yeah yeah. Im in line to board right now.

SASUKE: I don’t want to wait two hours for you to get home.

NARUTO: Just pretend like I’m at work. Which, I guess, technically I am.

SASUKE: Yeah, on our night.

NARUTO: Its better than having no night at all.

SASUKE: Are you implying this will be a *late* night?

NARUTO: I am now. :D

SASUKE: Mm. I’ll take that.

NARUTO: You know…I was technically supposed to be in Chicago until tomorrow night…

SASUKE: …and?

NARUTO: And I can probably get away with a very *very* late night…

SASUKE: Go on.

NARUTO: So maybe we could…you know…do stuff…

SASUKE: ‘Late night’ stuff?

NARUTO: Yeah.

SASUKE: I suppose that could make up for today.

NARUTO: But today wasn’t my fault!

SASUKE: Tonight can be.

NARUTO: I like that idea.

SASUKE: I knew you would. Now get home already.

NARUTO: I cant make the plane go any faster.

SASUKE: Funny. You’re usually pretty compliant when I say faster.

NARUTO: Well that’s cuz…uhm…I can.

SASUKE: Mm. How long will it be until you ‘can’?

NARUTO: If you were here now I ‘can’.

SASUKE: But I’m not, so are we going to have to pretend?

NARUTO: Pretend?

SASUKE: Pretend youre here. You know how impatient I am. And besides, I never want you to choose your boss over me again.

NARUTO: But…I didn’t choose my boss over you.

SASUKE: Then we’ll just have to keep it that way.

NARUTO: Okay :)

SASUKE: ;)

NARUTO: …Did you just wink at me?

SASUKE: No. I don’t wink. Don’t judge me.

NARUTO: Have you been drinking?

SASUKE: Maybe.

NARUTO: *Why*? Did my boss drive you to drink??

SASUKE: No, I decided to finish off that bottle of wine. I didn’t realize there was so much left.
SASUKE: Ha, like your boss could ever scare me.

NARUTO: Being scared of and being driven to drink are two entirely different things.

SASUKE: Just because you made me nervous doesn’t mean I was driven to drink.

NARUTO: I made you nervous?

SASUKE: Yes.

NARUTO: Why?

SASUKE: What if you hadn’t had your phone?

NARUTO: Then I would have found a pay phone?

SASUKE: What if something happened to you? What if something went wrong with your flight? What if you couldn’t remember my number? What would I do?

NARUTO: Sasuke, Im kind of a big boy now. If anything went wrong I would be perfectly capable of handling it.

SASUKE: That doesn’t mean I can’t worry about you.

NARUTO: You don’t have to worry anymore.

SASUKE: That doesn’t mean I didn’t.

NARUTO: I know.

SASUKE: Yeah. So don’t judge me.

NARUTO: Im not judging you.

SASUKE: Alright.

NARUTO: Okay.

SASUKE: Are you landing yet?

NARUTO: Uhm…no.

SASUKE: I’m going to have another glass of wine.

NARUTO: What? Why??

SASUKE: Because I feel like it.

NARUTO: …

SASUKE: I’ll save a glass for you.

NARUTO: Promise?

SASUKE: Of course. I still have that bottle of champagne, too.

NARUTO: You have no intention of being sober tonight, do you?

SASUKE: I’m not drunk!
SASUKE: I won’t be drunk when you get here, either.

NARUTO: Youre that confident in your tolerance levels?

SASUKE: You’re not?

NARUTO: I don’t mind you being a little tipsy.

SASUKE: Is that your permission?

NARUTO: Yes.

SASUKE: What else do I have permission for?

NARUTO: I don’t know. What else were you planning on doing without me?

SASUKE: Hmm. I guess I could get our dinner. That way dessert comes faster.

NARUTO: I like dessert. Do you have any preferences that I should be ready for?

SASUKE: I do. I’m thinking I’d like something sweet tonight. Chocolate sounds perfect.

NARUTO: What kind of chocolate?

SASUKE: The kind I can lick off your skin.

NARUTO: That’s my favorite kind.

SASUKE: What a coincidence. It happens to be my favorite too.

NARUTO: If that’s the case, we should have it more often.

SASUKE: If you cut back your overtime, we can have as much chocolate as you want.

NARUTO: Erm…I don’t work overtime.

SASUKE: this is a revelation to me. Why is it you’re so hard to get ahold of at night?

NARUTO: Because I’m working.

SASUKE: You know that over 40 hours a week is overtime, right?

NARUTO: 40 hours? That’s it?

SASUKE: Yes. If Kakashi’s not paying you overtime you’re going to sue him.

NARUTO: But he already pays me a lot! I don’t want to sue him! He’ll kill me in my sleep!

SASUKE: Why are you defending him?? Not paying you overtime is *illegal*!

NARUTO: Because he owns my soul D8

SASUKE: …I would very much approve of you finding a new place of employment.

NARUTO: But…I like my job.

SASUKE: You’re an idiot.

NARUTO: Oh yeah? Well you’re the idiot who fell in love with this idiot.

SASUKE: Wrong. I’m the voice of sanity that fell in love with the idiot.

NARUTO: Your ‘sanity’ isn’t rubbing off.

SASUKE: Obviously.

NARUTO: I prefer when you rub other things off on me anyway.

SASUKE: Sex will only buy you time before we have a real talk about this later.

NARUTO: Hmm…then I have just one question.

SASUKE: And that is?

NARUTO: How good is your stamina?

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Yes, we decided to end it there :3